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dev

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http://www.sussexcarz.com/forum/upload1/sh...ead.php?t=19267

TurboDave said

"Fab's right of course.

Maybe you should take your styling ideas off the French instead! "


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BAC. :)

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thats a long thread..

agreed.. BAC!


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that f'kin mug seems to be proud of the fact he did that to his skyline on a straight road. imagine how ecstatic he'd be if he'd lost the use of his legs or something. Muppet!

NO LONGER A <3 lover of BOLT-ON plastic <3 .... (and DOUBLE proud of it)


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agreed, what a clown.


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Plonker.
No he is worse than that BAC.
Allan

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page 17

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



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what a doofus


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Bac but seems like the old bill have caught up with him theres a thread on RTOC


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got bored on page 5 cant be arsed reading the rest

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


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RTOC

???

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



minimole23

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have a look at page 42, it has the newspaper article on it.

And no I haven't read all 42 pages, just up to 3 then hit 'last page'!!!

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


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I dont believe that newspaper they cant even get the car right.


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What idiot is stupid enough to say "I've crashed me car" and be proud of it! If one of me mates said that even when they are bout to cry(LOL) I would take the piss *wink*

Back once again like a renegade master


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BAC

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



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VW Golf R32?????

Thought it was a Nissan Skyline?

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


dev

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remind you of some one sprocket?

TurboDave said

"Fab's right of course.

Maybe you should take your styling ideas off the French instead! "


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On 20th of Jan, 2007 at 12:20pm dev said:
remind you of some one sprocket?


Am i also thinking of the same person? LOL

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



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that twat who hit a tractor?

Edited by joeybaby83 on 20th Jan, 2007.

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BACC!! Cant believe how stupid some people can be, bragging about smashing your car up, speeding on an icy road, not wearing a seat belt, probably on his way to be circumcised because he was a complete pr*ck when he crashed.

-MINI CLUBMAN 1380 TURBO-


RogerM

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I hope he gets what he deserves ..... It's idiots like him that mean decent, sensible people have to remortgage there house so their children can get insured on a 1l lupo!!!

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?


RogerM

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It was an R32 model skyline ... probably said golf in the article as most people wouldn't know a skyline if one ran them over!!!

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?


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Carlos Fandango

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What a cocklord.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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To be honest I don't like the way that report has been written, it has simly sterotyped all modified car owners, into dangerous lowlifes.

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


RogerM

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I can't see that minimole23 ... they are saying the site is glorifying his actions but in fact I think it is doing the opposite, most people are telling him he is a giant p-ness. As usual plod and the press are just seeing what suits them.

I once got pulled over 32 times in one calender month for no reason other than the cops din't like the fact that on the day of my 17th birthday I was legally driving a seriously modified Mini .... Not once did they ever stop me to comment on how well I'd been driving or what a nicely built car it was .... no, they just kept trying to prove my perfectly legal car wasn't.

Got the last laugh though as I got £5K compensation from plod when I sued them!!!!!

Anybody who doesn't want to drive a people carrier to the shops via the middle lane of a busy motorway at 50 MPH but would rather drive something interesting is always going to get unwanted attention from the boys in blue. In this case it's deserved of course.

Assholes like "Paul" need to be looked up before they kill somebody but that's not as easy as removing law abiding citizens out of a desterted car park just because they have nice cars is it!

The police have a very difficult job but do they have to be quite so bad at it?

The gutter press, IMHO, are the cancer that is killing this country. The fact that somebody from this site would read it as "all boy racers" are like this prat shows what I mean. As an informed person is potentially mislead then what is the average person going to think who would have no knowledge to base an opinion on and no facts contained in the article to help them form an opinion??? I hate the press .......

There rant over....

Edited by RogerM on 20th Jan, 2007.

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?

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