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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mini-Metro-Turbo-Car...idZp1638Q2em124

instant 200 bhp

Speeding is like masturbating, everyone does it, but not all of us film it and put it on the internet

[quote=fab,8th Oct, 2010]fuck off

I'll have two of 'em... :)

Cost £500? Either it did and he was fooking ripped off, or he's a lying bastard.

You going for 400bhp TD?

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

Stuff efi i'm gonna bolt 4 on the 7 port!

I suppose you could argue that setting up on a rolling road could be classed as carb work and contribute to the £500, you'd be wrong, but you could argue it. lol

Wow!!!!!!! Its got top quality blue pipe! Amazing! :)

Yea!

what a clown.

So..advice if your selling an turbo engine on ebay.
1. Engine has to be painted red.
2. Spell plenum incorrectly.
3. Fit blue pipe to carb.
4. Add 'was built by quality engineer'

Please add to list anything I've missed

1. Engine has to be painted red.
2. Spell plenum incorrectly.
3. Fit blue pipe to carb.
4. Add 'was built by quality engineer'
5. Bran new condition
6. Low milage

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi

Rare item!

[quote=matty,12th May, 2008]1. Engine has to be painted red.
2. Spell plenum incorrectly.
3. Fit blue pipe to carb.
4. Add 'was built by quality engineer'
5. Bran new condition
6. Low milage
7. Rare Item
8. Made 1,000,000bhp on the rollers but i lost the print out....

Sorry, 4 should be quality craftsman, not engineer. :)

Was it not "master craftsmen" ?

WWW.TURBO-MINI.COM

ROFL

I cant belive you dug that up.

lmao, add it to the list Dave.

On 13th May, 2008 TurboDave said:

On 5th Nov, 2006 Turbo Phil said:
"The cylinder head is mastercrafted top specification and cost nearly £1000"

Master craftsmen ? Mastubator more like !!

Yep!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!

I love this thread..


1. Engine has to be painted red.
2. Spell plenum incorrectly.
3. Fit blue pipe to carb.
4. Add 'was built by master craftsman with huge hp in mind'
5. Bran new condition
6. Low milage
7. Rare Item
8. Made 1,000,000bhp on the rollers but i lost the print out....

In the 13's at last!.. Just

1. Engine has to be painted red.
2. Spell plenum incorrectly.
3. Fit blue pipe to carb.
4. Add 'was built by master craftsman with huge hp in mind'
5. Bran new condition
6. Low milage
7. Rare Item
8. Made 1,000,000bhp on the rollers but i lost the print out....
9. Spell chamber the french way- chambre

Ha ha ha

1. Engine has to be painted red.
2. Spell plenum incorrectly.
3. Fit blue pipe to carb.
4. Add 'was built by master craftsman with huge hp in mind'
5. Bran new condition
6. Low milage
7. Rare Item
8. Made 1,000,000bhp on the rollers but i lost the print out....
9. Spell chamber the french way- chambre
10. have beaten skylines and evos with this engine

Edited by Rob H on 14th May, 2008.

lol Dave & Rob

1. Engine has to be painted red.
2. Spell plenum incorrectly.
3. Fit blue pipe to carb.
4. Add 'was built by master craftsman with huge hp in mind'
5. Bran new condition
6. Low milage
7. Rare Item
8. Made 1,000,000bhp on the rollers but i lost the print out....
9. Spell chamber the french way- chambre
10. have beaten skylines and evos with this engine << (like this one, true chav appeal)

11. never been thrashed! (Baltent lie)
12. 40.000 on clock, never been clocked (why should i belive you???)

Well done to all the twats that come on here and have nufing better to do but to take the piss out of others.

1. New carbs are £300 and by the time it was all modified inside and the manifold was done it came to over £500. Ripp off? maybe. thats minispeed for ya.

2.People keep on at bad spelling. Who gives a toss? Change the record! You need to get out more!

3.It was brand new (or bran as some call it)!!

4.Fitted blue pipe. So what? st plastic one split so stuck that on. Whopy do get a life.

5.My engine made 200bhp with this carb so whats the problem telling people?

Most people I have meet in the mini world are great and there are some great guys on here. There are also a lot of geeky twats that pretend to be heros behind the keybourd. I cant be doing with it any more which is partly why am leaving the whole mini scene and am now more into my cosworths and landrovers where there are by far fewer twats in genaral from what I have seen.

And as for the whole 300bhp thing, BOLLOX to all that slated me for that saying it can never be done. Thanks Mat!

As it has been said many times before, its always the few that spoil it for the many.

Maybe one day Ill do another mini project but Ive had enough at the moment.

bye :(

Cheers, Kev

Its only a bit of metal. If it blows it blows!

http://www.putfile.com/mini300bhp

haha thatll teach you guys

i do believe the expression that the kids use would be "owned" hahahaha