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My parents have had neighbours from hell for 2 years, parties till 5am every other weekend with enviromental health doing sod all about it, the tosser that owns the house has recently lost his job at honda so is renting all the bedrooms out to his cnut mates and the noise and abuse to my parents has got worse

so far ive had heated words but as i cant catch any of them on there own ive not had a punch up

i cant see my mum in tears any more and need to sort these cnuts out without loosing my job for assult

any ideas? i will contact benefit fraud today as i believe the main cnut is claiming and renting rooms

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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shit heads,
benefits fraud squad is always a good call and make the enviromentalist council lot do their job too.
You need to keep a detailed log of times and whats been happening to build a good case.

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the council will have an anti social behavior team, get in contact with them they should point you in the right direction. I work next door to the sandwell council one, and i hear of this kinda stuff daily.


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if he is renting rooms how is this affecting things like tax, morgage ect

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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On 14th Apr, 2009 wolfie said:
if he is renting rooms how is this affecting things like tax, morgage ect


you can make so much from renting a room, tax free,

have you not thought about informing the police about the "time they threatened your mother and farther "

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You can rent out a room tax free, it is up to about £300 per month, so if he is renting out more than one room the chances are it is more than that. Other than that I don't know what to suggest, I lived next door to an arsehole for a bit, luckily for him or me whenever I wound myself up enough to go and hammer on his door at 3 in the morning he would just say sorry and turn the music off straight away.


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


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get your parents out for the evening then Petrol, Letter box, Match :)







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how many 'un-related' people are living in the house? if it is more than 3 there could be issues with planning, particulary with multiple occupancy (HMO).


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Call the police. Every time you do they will have a record then call the council.

Job done.

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Im liking Andys idea, granted the more appropriate path to take would be to inform the local authorites, but come on im sure between us lot we can think on something more insane and funny, how about dumping couple of tons of shit on there driveway

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Renting a room out only really becomes a problem if you are not living there. To have it tax free you need to live with your tennants.

Unfortunately there is no easy answer. All the above advise is good (except the setting it on fire)

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ive spoken to the inland revenue today and if he earns less than 2.5 per year from renting the rooms its tax free other than that he has to pay tax, i have passed his details to fraud office
spoke to housing and there is an issue if you have more than one tenent with regards to renting rooms, planning fire regs ect so they also now are chasing this up

I have also found out where one of the cnuts parents live and there phone number, i will be making a call shortly explaining the situation, i will also make it clear that i will be treating them in the same way my parents are being treated ie being kept up to 5am, i will also let them know that on the first hint of noise i will be passing there adress and number onto all there sons neighbours

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Take a shit on his bonnet. Probably won't help things, but you'll feel better and have a giggle.

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I know what i would do.

1. Id Get your rents to go somewhere nice for the week end.

2. Borrow some largeish Dj equiptment.

3. Put a few hard trance CD`s on a loop.

Fight fire with fire buddy. When they come to the door saying "Turn that shit off" just say "its what you do to my mum and dad every other week end so no fuck off" and shut the door

Edited by Sam on 14th Apr, 2009.

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I like that idea. Although a cd of "The Birdie Song" would perhaps work better :)


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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birdy song? fook me theres some pikies on here *wink*

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Or what about "I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves" etc.........!


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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I have a 1.5kw rig that can be hired.

Although, I wont be held responsible for any damage it does to your parents home. It has been know to shake things from shelves and froth nearby liquids.

Should do the job.

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A little something that has done me well up till now:

Its not illegal if they dont know who's done it.

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If he has lost his job, surely he would be claiming some kind of benefits as he has no income, how does letting rooms effect the benefits he can claim?

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On 14th Apr, 2009 Sam said:
I know what i would do.

1. Id Get your rents to go somewhere nice for the week end.

2. Borrow some largeish Dj equiptment.

3. Put a few hard trance CD`s on a loop.

Fight fire with fire buddy. When they come to the door saying "Turn that shit off" just say "its what you do to my mum and dad every other week end so no fuck off" and shut the door


Nah - play portishead on repeat - they'll probably top themselves!

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No, but you did chuck your guts up over my front gate the Saturday before! You even managed to get a bit in your arm pit...


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the noisy neihbours part of the coucil should be coming out every time it happens ,and then telling them to be quiet , if theyre not doing this ,is there an ombudsman you can report the council too?

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Why don't you go there and explain to them gently what evolution in their behavior you expect ...

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Let alone the funny side of things there are no easy answer and certainly nothing fast from legal action.

Systematic call to the police sounds effective thougt ...

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if you dont want to loose your job neil from things getting out of hand film what they are doing document it with times and dates in and out of the house phone the police and let them know each time it happens it would surely have to stop then as you would have proof of everything then claim emotional damage :)

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mmmmmm, sad man, especially for your parents and you want to do is give them a good slap. Wait till they have gone out, break in and change all of the locks

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