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wil_h

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It was in my IET mag on an article about training.

I have my own thoughts about how poorly staged I think it is, but away you go.............

I expect mainly euphemisms!

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


apbellamy

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why is she wearing over alls? Girls are only aloud to fix cars in the nude!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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WTF, vehicle on a lift? Why reach up so high?

That must be the worst staged picture i've ever seen of a girl working on a car!

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She needs to uncover the nuts and lower it down get a firmer grip.

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if she's trying to take the wheel off then she might wanna undo the nuts.


other then that, GOD YEA!!!!


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why have the lift so high?? It's cleary out of reach for her.

Pretty girl though. Although from this angle it looks like she has tiny tits

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


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Joe C

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she doesnt have her hand on my tool!

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On 17th Apr, 2009 Jimster said:
Although from this angle it looks like she has tiny tits


god your fussy, i'de plough it till next spring!!!

ive just spotter another thing, the overalls are to clean, and her hands!! where the oil and muck?


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On 17th Apr, 2009 Jimster said:

Pretty girl though. Although from this angle it looks like she has tiny tits


More than a hand full is a waste as far as I'm concerned.

I like the fact she hasn't even exposed the nuts, never mind that she's attempting to take 20kgs of wheel off from head height.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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everything!!!!!

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Why are her clothes still on *angry*

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I'm just use to having 30F now, and everything else just aint good enough

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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On 17th Apr, 2009 theoneeyedlizard said:
She needs to uncover the nuts and lower it down get a firmer grip.


Hopefuly its not Nuts that she would uncover! But she definetly need to get uncoverd. and get a firm grip of a tool *smiley*


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The perspective of the picture makes the car look 3 times bigger than her!


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what car?.........Oh yeah


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On 17th Apr, 2009 SoapSud said:
The perspective of the picture makes the car look 3 times bigger than her!


I hope it is to be honest. At least 3 times.*tongue*


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ramp is to high, not wearing gloves though saying that if she was checking for a bulge in the sidewall or a nail the ramp is where i would have it.

imo fair play to any girls who want to do it i know there is alot of geering ect about not being able to lift as much or what ever but with smaller hands and stuff be alot better at doing tricky wiering imo.

thats my 3p worth

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Fuck me. How does she stay uprite?? Or are you talking about yourself??

On 17th Apr, 2009 Jimster said:
I'm just use to having 30F now, and everything else just aint good enough

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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nah she aint got tiny tits id say shes got a 34 c under there!!!


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Even though she has chosen the more hands on job (Oo Err) she hasn't let her standards slip and obviously has taken plenty of time putting on her makeup before working on the shop floor.

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you can tell it's a bird fixing the car as she had to turn up to work with matching cloths that are the same colour as the car!

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I reckon shes looking at the webcam I have set up in the wheel arch. *wink*

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


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She is not holding a tray with a mug of tea and a Ginsters?

A tragic stage if ever I have seen one!

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On 17th Apr, 2009 Jason G said:
I reckon shes looking at the webcam I have set up in the wheel arch. *wink*


This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCdxfBu66U

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Jason G

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She wouldn't be a well girl after that! Need some new pads!


On 17th Apr, 2009 Rob H said:
On 17th Apr, 2009 Jason G said:
I reckon shes looking at the webcam I have set up in the wheel arch. *wink*


This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCdxfBu66U

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


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