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wolfie

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I agreed to go look at a caravan tonight with a friend from work and tow it back for her, we rang and arranged the time to go down and left at 4 get there and they have f***ing sold it, apparently someone who did not bother turning up last sat turned up

no phone call nothing so we did not waste all the evening travelling

CNUT

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Jimster
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BAC

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


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Wilts

Ass holes, a phone call wouldnt have been difficult!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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what a complete cock!

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At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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wolfie

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Somewhere around Swindon

i am annoyed for Kirsty shes a single mum thats been saving for a while to buy a small van, she just wants to give her kid holidays

Edited by wolfie on 24th Jun, 2009.

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


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stoke-on-trent

On 24th Jun, 2009 Jimster said:
BAC


Nothing more need be said

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Radleigh

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Whats BAC?

You know where they live, leave them a 'deposit'

Lightweight racer coming soon.


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Tossers ! Did you not give them an ear bashing ?

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Wilts

Blokes A Cnut


On 24th Jun, 2009 Radleigh said:
Whats BAC?

You know where they live, leave them a 'deposit'

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


wolfie

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yes phil but you can do fuck all else just put it down to experiance

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


evolotion

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happened to me yesterday, went to view a flat, foned the cunt a few times, only to be greeted with a text a half hour later saying sorry, it went to the previous visiter.. rushed like mad to get away from work to make it aswell.

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Surly you mean an A+ Cnut :)

On 24th Jun, 2009 Oli said:
Blokes A Cnut


On 24th Jun, 2009 Radleigh said:
Whats BAC?

You know where they live, leave them a 'deposit'


Rob H

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To add insult to injury he probably used that fact that he had multiple people interested in to up the price.

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Rob H

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To add insult to injury he probably used that fact that he had multiple people interested in to up the price.

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Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer


Mini_Andy

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how hard is it to phone you??? fucking cunt, i've no time for wasters like that!


apbellamy

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Absolute TWAT! Post him a turd!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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On 25th Jun, 2009 apbellamy said:
Absolute TWAT! Post him a turd!
Do this!

In fact save up a weeks leavings and post them through their letter box.


If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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PM me the number and I will write it in the Gay public toilets I frequent..

JF.

Edited by giallofly on 25th Jun, 2009.

On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:


therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




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Mongo

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Tempting Sig!


On 25th Jun, 2009 giallofly said:
PM me the number and I will put in in the Gay users public toilets I frequent..

JF.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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BIG BACs. Theres some tail ends out there.

Sorry to hear that!

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Enter this in probably for the best column.

Own the day


MikeRace

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How far did you travel?

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


wolfie

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Somewhere around Swindon

110mile round trip

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

That's got to be worth a poo in the post...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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