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 549 Posts Member #: 5327 Post Whore Dudley, West mids |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:04:48pm
Hello chaps. I'm not in a very good mood today! Came back from work to find that the street sign at the bottom of my drive was knocked over. Thinking that it was kids in the area I then proceded to turn and go up my drive............Where I was to see that my pimped up zafira had a smashed rear light, bumper and tailgate. I then opened the front door to then see my wife with a puzzled look on her face. She then said 'don't get mad but I didn't put the handbrake on right'. Seeing as I'll be the one forking out for the new parts I'd like some gentleman advice on my wifes punishment.
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 1252 Posts Member #: 1656 Post Whore stoke-on-trent |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:07:18pm
or 3 and 4?? everyones a winner, unless 2 is included in 3 lol Edited by stefaz on 25th Jun, 2009. On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:
eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs |
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 2909 Posts Member #: 83 Post Whore Glasgow, Scotland |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:08:42pm
number 2 is sexual stuff. haha tbo if it were me id shrug it off, shit happens! turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)
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  4436 Posts Member #: 164 The Stig.. Newport Pagnell |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:09:07pm
go for all of the mention, maybe just a dead leg, no breakages...
On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:
therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl |
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:10:15pm
Shit happens, plus whenever you do something wrong in the future you can drag it out to nullify whatever you have done wrong....
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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2909 Posts Member #: 83 Post Whore Glasgow, Scotland |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:13:10pm
On 25th Jun, 2009 Tom Fenton said:
Shit happens, plus whenever you do something wrong in the future you can drag it out to nullify whatever you have done wrong.... was always under the impression it was only women who could drag up small favours from many years previous to nullify a bad deed  . certainly whenever i have tried its never worked 
turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:16:40pm
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex....
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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 (2)[/url] by [url=https://www.flickr.com/photos/150672766@N03/]Rod Sugden[/url], on Fli) 5988 Posts Member #: 2024 Formally Retired Rural Suffolk |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:26:00pm
But what's a "pimped up zafira" doing on TM ???
Edited by Rod S on 25th Jun, 2009. Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ??? |
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Forum Mod  4828 Posts Member #: 154 Post Whore Midlands |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:27:14pm
On 25th Jun, 2009 mini13 said:
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex.... see how she like having here rear end smashed in... 
On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:
Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF. |
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549 Posts Member #: 5327 Post Whore Dudley, West mids |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:49:41pm
On 25th Jun, 2009 mini13 said:
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex.... see how she like having here rear end smashed in... Yeah!!!! This seems like the best idea.
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:55:53pm
I was with 3 & 4, but then.... On 25th Jun, 2009 mini13 said:
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex.... see how she like having here rear end smashed in... On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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549 Posts Member #: 5327 Post Whore Dudley, West mids |
25th Jun, 2009 at 09:02:54pm
I've just mentioned the new option 5 to the missus and she's not amused. Looks like i'll have to choke her first before I try it then! |
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250 Posts Member #: 1615 Senior Member Ferndown, Dorset |
25th Jun, 2009 at 09:10:55pm
so were now on for 2,3,4 and 5? On 1st Mar, 2009 MikeRace said:
Hmmm weberyyy On 21st Apr, 2009 madcatminis said:
I hope she's got knickers on or you'll have a funny runny mark on your bonnet. Quite like what a snail leaves behind. |
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 1733 Posts Member #: 1910 Post Whore Wilts |
25th Jun, 2009 at 09:13:22pm
Fucking SICK!
On 25th Jun, 2009 mini13 said:
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex.... see how she like having here rear end smashed in... On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked, |
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 367 Posts Member #: 1643 Senior Member West London |
25th Jun, 2009 at 09:26:47pm
On 25th Jun, 2009 mini13 said:
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex.... see how she like having here rear end smashed in... PMSL!!! We got a winner!! Lightweight racer coming soon. |
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 9812 Posts Member #: 332 Resident Cylinder Head Modifier Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem |
25th Jun, 2009 at 10:05:19pm
On 25th Jun, 2009 mini13 said:
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex.... see how she like having here rear end smashed in... AGREED!!!! .....LMFAO!
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12 Posts Member #: 6397 Member |
25th Jun, 2009 at 10:49:42pm
how about you accept that people make mistakes and forgive your wife rather than try and big yourself up on an internet forum by boasting about using threats of violence & sexual violence against a woman. just a thought |
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 8297 Posts Member #: 408 Turbo Love Palace Fool Aylesbury |
25th Jun, 2009 at 10:51:41pm
On 25th Jun, 2009 mini13 said:
make her feel bad enough that she agrees to anal sex.... see how she like having here rear end smashed in... This gets my vote!
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
25th Jun, 2009 at 11:24:13pm
if you break her arms you will have to do the washing up
Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 552 Posts Member #: 300 Post Whore Cumbria |
25th Jun, 2009 at 11:43:55pm
How about you accept some people have a sense of humour? On 25th Jun, 2009 KevinK said:
how about you accept that people make mistakes and forgive your wife rather than try and big yourself up on an internet forum by boasting about using threats of violence & sexual violence against a woman. just a thought I apologise in advance if thats taking the piss and not serious....
Here for the craic..
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 1346 Posts Member #: 2340 Post Whore Dublin Ireland |
25th Jun, 2009 at 11:44:41pm
On 25th Jun, 2009 KevinK said:
how about you accept that people make mistakes and forgive your wife rather than try and big yourself up on an internet forum by boasting about using threats of violence & sexual violence against a woman. just a thought PS, Joe you owe me a new keyboard, Mine cant swim in coffe fucking legend. Edited by PaulH on 25th Jun, 2009. On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:
I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers. ______________________________________________________ |
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12 Posts Member #: 6397 Member |
26th Jun, 2009 at 12:07:23am
hilarious i'm sure. what a bunch of cunts |
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Forum Mod  5933 Posts Member #: 784 9 times Avon Park Class C winner Milton Keynes |
26th Jun, 2009 at 12:10:11am
On 26th Jun, 2009 KevinK said:
hilarious i'm sure. what a bunch of cunts What the fucks this guy on? I seriously doubt it! |
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 834 Posts Member #: 2017 Post Whore Warwick. |
26th Jun, 2009 at 12:13:24am
wahay, and you were on about trying to big yourself up on an internet forum
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 2370 Posts Member #: 719 Post Whore Horndean - Near Portsmouth |
26th Jun, 2009 at 12:17:27am
On 25th Jun, 2009 KevinK said:
how about you accept that people make mistakes and forgive your wife rather than try and big yourself up on an internet forum by boasting about using threats of violence & sexual violence against a woman. just a thought On 26th Jun, 2009 KevinK said:
hilarious i'm sure. what a bunch of cunts Who the fuck are you? Some TMF ballbag i presume Edited by richminiturbo. on 26th Jun, 2009. |
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