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*laughing*

Turbo Dave will love this one *hehe!*

"Three hour job - just leave the gearbox in the car - saves disconnecting many parts !"

*Rofl!*

http://www.theminiforum.co.uk/forums/index...9&#entry1576189

It would apear its the same Chap Dave *laughing*

Edited by Sprocket on 7th Sep, 2009.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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haha, I was just reading that *hehe!*

On 25th Sep, 2009 mini13 said:
cool, i'll pop over with my tool and some lube, lol

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trusty old TMF, some people on there are just as useless as the "search" button that website has!! diabolical...

On 23rd Aug, 2010 Nic said:
Turbophil had a butt plug made that seemed to be suitable. He may have finished with it now and have it kicking around spare


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Its not a 'TMF' monkey its actualy a 'MF' one, where he should belong. His user name over on MF is Royallingham, and spouts the same shite over there

Edited by Sprocket on 7th Sep, 2009.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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jokes....

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


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*hehe!*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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lol

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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Talk about making a rod for your own back.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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Its the classic "just adjusting the diff charlie" line fom the Italian job. coc!

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On 7th Sep, 2009 Sprocket said:
Its not a 'TMF' monkey its actualy a 'MF' one, where he should belong. His user name over on MF is Royallingham, and spouts the same shite over there


i wonder what other meanings the words 'royal' and 'lingham' could have ..:)

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM


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On 8th Sep, 2009 robert said:
i wonder what other meanings the words 'royal' and 'lingham' could have ..:)


Well done Robert! *Rofl!*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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LOL

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


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Cleverly done *happy*

On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:

I have a bit of a fetish for tools


turbodave16v
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No mention of running home with the gearbox under your arm?

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Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


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On 8th Sep, 2009 robert said:

i wonder what other meanings the words 'royal' and 'lingham' could have ..:)


Very clever :)

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


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Running home 25 miles with the gearbox under your arm...... :)


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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Is the original post still on MF? That really was a classic....

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



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http://www.minifinity.com/distribution/vie...=317126#p317126

And this is the famous post that Dave likes so much *Rofl!*

http://www.minifinity.com/distribution/vie...=317126#p319337

Edited by Sprocket on 8th Sep, 2009.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Sprocket

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Oh hang on, bmcecosse/ Royallingham must be getting old, it now takes 3 hours rather than the 2 he said in 2005 *laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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i really liked his post where he turned his own discs down

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

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On 20th Sep, 2009 joeybaby83 said:
i really liked his post where he turned his own discs down


with what?
a controlknob....?

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


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With an angle grinder I believe, whilst the disc was being turned by the engine!!!!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
a breif struggle ensued but Will emerged the victor with a pair of undies in his possesion


On 21st Sep, 2009 apbellamy said:
No, but you did chuck your guts up over my front gate the Saturday before! You even managed to get a bit in your arm pit...


rosco454

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Please someone find a link,that sounds like gold!

On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:

I have a bit of a fetish for tools


Rod S

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Second page, seventh post.

http://www.minifinity.com/distribution/vie...t=angle+grinder

EDIT - there's a better one in there somewhere, where one of the Admin says to use an angle grinder to flat the top of the centre main to fit the strap, then edits it to say use a milling machine but can't edit a copy of the original post that someone else posted that still says to use an angle grinder.....

Edited by Rod S on 21st Sep, 2009.

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???

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