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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
20th Nov, 2009 at 07:19:24pm
My dog isn't so well at the moment. Mainly atheritis and fooked back legs, but yonder Vetrinarian thinks he may also have a bladder infection/kidney or liver issues, so wants a urine sample. I have a small tube and no clue what to do with it.
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 115 Posts Member #: 2240 Advanced Member Co.Cavan....Ireland |
20th Nov, 2009 at 07:29:10pm
Get him to piss on some tissue and ring it out into the tube! Bending the rules and ruling the bends,Since 1959 |
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499 Posts Member #: 2257 Senior Member Brighton |
20th Nov, 2009 at 07:44:51pm
Use a funnel. |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
20th Nov, 2009 at 08:00:59pm
I really don't fancy chasing him round the garden while he cock's his leg... On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
20th Nov, 2009 at 08:20:03pm
Get a large tray, when he takes a piss, place the tray underneath. On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
20th Nov, 2009 at 08:31:17pm
The main problem is that he likes to piss aginst things and lean right against them...
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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806 Posts Member #: 989 Post Whore North Yorkshire |
20th Nov, 2009 at 09:15:55pm
Stick a plastic cup to a ruler or a bit of wood, and then sneak it in mid stream. |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
20th Nov, 2009 at 09:34:46pm
get a plastic cup, put some string through the rim and make him a jockstrap... On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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603 Posts Member #: 1938 Post Whore near Dundee |
20th Nov, 2009 at 09:48:31pm
we were told to use some foil bent into a bowl kinda shape to get a sample from our dog |
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 1105 Posts Member #: 1504 Post Whore Westbury, Wiltshire |
20th Nov, 2009 at 10:01:23pm
On 20th Nov, 2009 apbellamy said:
I can see me needing one of those plastic sutis and some big rubber gloves, making myself look a complete cock in the process! When you do Andy, make sure you get someone to take a picture and post it on here so that we can all have a fookin laugh ! Good luck mate. I know what I'd rather be doing !! Richard. Minivanless, but reluctantly happy living with the decision. There'll be another one day.
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499 Posts Member #: 2257 Senior Member Brighton |
20th Nov, 2009 at 10:09:08pm
Could always use a catheter? |
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 6966 Posts Member #: 507 Fastest A Series Mini in the World leeds/wakefield. |
20th Nov, 2009 at 10:24:11pm
se a fooking she wee, |
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 11046 Posts Member #: 965 Post Whore Preston On The Brook |
21st Nov, 2009 at 02:27:17am
On 20th Nov, 2009 fastcarl said:
se a fooking she wee, Either that is a regional northern dialect or Carl's been making the best of a six pack of San Miguel On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be... So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'... On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........ |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
21st Nov, 2009 at 09:03:09am
On 20th Nov, 2009 metroturbo said:
Stick a plastic cup to a ruler or a bit of wood, and then sneak it in mid stream. That's the best idea so far.... On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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 453 Posts Member #: 6449 Senior Member Brisbane, Australia |
21st Nov, 2009 at 11:56:24am
Put it on a big plastic sheet and peg the edges up so it makes a pen and put the dog in it.
In boost we trust |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
21st Nov, 2009 at 05:37:28pm
I've missed my calling in life. I should have been an engineer!
Edited by apbellamy on 21st Nov, 2009. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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 6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
21st Nov, 2009 at 05:41:35pm
Thats the last time i eat any food thats been prepped on that unit! Edited by MikeRace on 21st Nov, 2009. 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
21st Nov, 2009 at 05:43:23pm
On 21st Nov, 2009 MikeRace said:
Thats the last time i eat any food thats been prepped on that unit!  And here's me thinking you only came round to drink my beer
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
21st Nov, 2009 at 05:56:44pm
Come on then...
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
21st Nov, 2009 at 06:03:54pm
none. like I said, I should have been an engineer On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
21st Nov, 2009 at 06:59:54pm
On 20th Nov, 2009 turbominivanman said:
I know I'd rather be doging !! 
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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 549 Posts Member #: 5327 Post Whore Dudley, West mids |
21st Nov, 2009 at 08:49:42pm
Excellent engineering! |
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453 Posts Member #: 6449 Senior Member Brisbane, Australia |
22nd Nov, 2009 at 12:38:56am
It needs go fast stripes. In boost we trust |
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280 Posts Member #: 4340 Senior Member sideways, Birmingham |
22nd Nov, 2009 at 04:55:12am
a dog with a jockstrap........ .......paris hilton will be geting one made up by now.
On 15th Dec, 2009 fastcarl said:
sell the lot to me for £70 pounds and i'll let you stand on the outside edge and look on my inner circle of closest frinds, lol carl FOR EVERY WELL THOUGHT OUT AND WELL EXECUTED PRICISION JOB EVER CONCIEVED, YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT SOMEWHERE IN WALSALL OR THE BLACK COUNTRY THERE WILL BE A BLOKE TRYING TO ACHIVE THE SAME BY MEANS OF "ITIN IT WI LUMP AMAR" |
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1105 Posts Member #: 1504 Post Whore Westbury, Wiltshire |
23rd Nov, 2009 at 12:39:02am
Andy.
Minivanless, but reluctantly happy living with the decision. There'll be another one day.
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Best of luck for tomorrow night. 
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