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gr4h4m

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Chester

Split my first engine.. does this lead to an obsession?

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


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No, fraustration

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

and expensive mistakes


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Preston On The Brook

and hoarding

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


gr4h4m

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Chester

oh what have I started...

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


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open wallet surgery

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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On 25th Jan, 2010 Sprocket said:
and hoarding


Definately!

I said I would stop at 2 complete engines, that went out of the window ages ago. I'm predicting ahead for the ones I will wreck!

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


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losing nuts and bolts

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

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Jersey, CI

Swearing...


tadge44

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Wait until you have put it back together - then you start worrying about what you may have done/not done/forgotten !


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Your on a slippery slope. This is just the start of the TM disease.

I bought weighing scales for the garage at the weekend. I think I've got it bad...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Pottsy

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Take one last look at the skin on your knuckles. And maybe a photo for posterity.


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On 26th Jan, 2010 Pottsy said:
Take one last look at the skin on your knuckles. And maybe a photo for posterity.


take a photo of your garage floor whilst you can still see it,

tie a chain around your wallet before it gets soo light it floats away

dont start looking on ebay to see what up for grabs near you

when the engine makes its way into your bedroom ( ok maybe this is just me) but dont say we didnt warn you*happy**happy**happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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On 26th Jan, 2010 Brett said:
( ok maybe this is just me)


Nope. *happy*

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John

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I have 2 cranks and a set of rods in my wardrobe.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

I also have various engine components hidden around my bedroom


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On 26th Jan, 2010 Nic said:
I also have various engine components hidden around my bedroom



All this shows is that your garage is not big enough.


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

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Or that there is too much shite in there


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I have cloths in my wardrobe, maybe i'm odd lol.
Nic why do you hide them up? Just takes longer to find them.

Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
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On 26th Jan, 2010 Tom Fenton said:
On 26th Jan, 2010 Nic said:
I also have various engine components hidden around my bedroom
All this shows is that your garage is not big enough.
True *frown*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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On 26th Jan, 2010 Nic said:
I also have various engine components hidden around my bedroom


Surprisingly mum doesn't seem bothered that the spare bedroom now contains 2 bucket seats, a short engine, a block, and 2 cranks.

I think I may be pushing it if anything else makes its way in though!

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


apbellamy

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Once my car is painted I think a couple of the spare beds will be getting covered in nice shiney panels.

EDIT: Spelling...

Edited by apbellamy on 26th Jan, 2010.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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Hope your not married/girlfriend......................if so you might as well divorce her now. Your on a slippery slope now my friend.

But its more fun, never answers you back, makes you smile (occasionally), never hurts you as much (the skin on your knuckles grows back) and finally costs you a lot less than a women!!!

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


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It leads to a world where every slight knock, ping, ting or rattling leaves you paranoid. You'll have your head leaning out of your mini window while doing 70 down the motorway trying to listen to it.


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Chester

I'm too scared to go into the garage now...

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!

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