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 9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
28th Jan, 2010 at 11:45:33pm
Of course im talking about the feathered variety
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 1252 Posts Member #: 1656 Post Whore stoke-on-trent |
28th Jan, 2010 at 11:48:09pm
shoot it!! On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:
eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs |
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 4890 Posts Member #: 1775 Post Whore Chester |
28th Jan, 2010 at 11:52:15pm
with a bazooka.
I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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4314 Posts Member #: 700 Formerly British Open Classic The West Country |
28th Jan, 2010 at 11:52:40pm
I thought it was magpies that traditionally liked shiny stuff. Trying to work out if putting some food out away from the car would lure it away or encourage it more. Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer |
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 7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
28th Jan, 2010 at 11:59:37pm
Don't wash the car?
In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:03:30am
It hadnt been cleaned for months, I cleaned it last sunday and tonight its covered in claw prints and beak marks on the windows |
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 6752 Posts Member #: 828 Post Whore uranus |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:10:12am
put a blow up eagle on the roof ?
Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM |
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 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:18:23am
im with robert
"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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Forum Mod  1927 Posts Member #: 1761 Stalker Bristol |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:21:44am
On 28th Jan, 2010 gr4h4m said:
with a bazooka. Probably the safest bet to be honest |
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  4436 Posts Member #: 164 The Stig.. Newport Pagnell |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:23:42am
Yep a "decoy" bird of prey.
Edited by giallofly on 29th Jan, 2010. On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:
therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl |
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Forum Mod  5933 Posts Member #: 784 9 times Avon Park Class C winner Milton Keynes |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:28:51am
Catch it and put it in your Fritzl dungeon I seriously doubt it! |
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6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:39:40am
hahah its our kes
"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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4436 Posts Member #: 164 The Stig.. Newport Pagnell |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:41:00am
Failing that I have not seen much of Sesame St lately and heard Big bird is on the dole. Maybe you could hire him cash in hand for a week or two to put the willies up the pest.
On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:
therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl |
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 1424 Posts Member #: 2810 Formally spanner181187 Dublin, Ireland |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:43:25am
On 28th Jan, 2010 theoneeyedlizard said:
Don't wash the car? I' a strong advocate of this philosophy in general. I didn't know it had a purpose until now On 12th Nov, 2009 Paul S said:
I think Gary OS has taken over my role as the forum smart arse  On 30th Apr, 2010 Rod S said:
Gary's description is best |
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4436 Posts Member #: 164 The Stig.. Newport Pagnell |
29th Jan, 2010 at 12:46:29am
More TM public service help..
On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:
therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl |
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 1840 Posts Member #: 54 Post Whore nr coventry |
29th Jan, 2010 at 01:14:23am
quote robert: put a blow up eagle on the roof --quality!
Edited by clubminiflip on 29th Jan, 2010. SKYLINES ARE LIKE CLITS, EVERY FLANGE SEEMS TO HAVE ONE: see this sticker on my silvia
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
29th Jan, 2010 at 07:59:44am
Just make a move on it Nic, a few of your lines and it will be gone for good. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
29th Jan, 2010 at 08:38:19am
ill come shoot it for you Yes i moved to the darkside |
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 10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
29th Jan, 2010 at 09:27:08am
On 29th Jan, 2010 apbellamy said: Just make a move on it Nic, a few of your lines and it will be gone for good.
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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4018 Posts Member #: 1757 Back to Fucking Tool status Swindon |
29th Jan, 2010 at 10:16:45am
it is not me i dont keep pecking your car lol! Drives
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 673 Posts Member #: 1395 Post Whore chepstow |
29th Jan, 2010 at 10:30:36am
hang some cd's up somewhere to scare it off. Thats what my dad does in the garden anyway lol |
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
29th Jan, 2010 at 10:43:50am
We had a crow at work that kept doing this, we think it was a bit mental, it kept pecking at wing mirrors, and trying to pull windscreen wiper blades off?
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 4633 Posts Member #: 20 My sister is so fit I won't show anyone her picture Lake District |
29th Jan, 2010 at 06:14:27pm
It's most likely a crow, if it is a Raven & you shoot it you could be in real trouble should you get caught. |
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667 Posts Member #: 1376 Post Whore clock tower with a sniper rifle |
29th Jan, 2010 at 06:18:04pm
you could drench pieces of bread with methanol, very funny and barbaric (once did this to a dove in a campsite… it went crazy running around like mad and then died. internationally known as "big" swede |
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 5329 Posts Member #: 140 Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place |
29th Jan, 2010 at 06:36:56pm
spay your can a different colour! Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
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