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01smartc

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Hi all,

Not sure if you folks know about the new rolling road we have has at Smart Performance

We have been waiting months for it to come from the states but its finally arrived and is all in and installed and pretty much ready to go!

Be nice to have some turbo cars on to see how my figure's compare to other rolling roads. And also to see how accurate the 0-60 and 1/4 mile simulation is.

Had the first car on it this morning. Not a mini but my L200 truck

It made 114bhp and 169ftlbs smile.gif which is pretty much bang on for factory spec

Any questions bout it i'd be happy to help

Chris @ Smart Performance


t@z

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location might help me old chum

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MarkGTT

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web link?


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location,
get some more details up chris and im sure we'd be up for a RR day?

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


Joe C

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tamworth

Edited by Joe C on 22nd Jun, 2010.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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MarkGTT

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would be nice to get another rolling road day sorted.

Chris - do you have any more info, prices, address etc.


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lol good start

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


01smartc

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Yer sure

We are based just outside Tamworth, staffs (B79 0JU)

The rolling road is a brand new Dynocom DC1250. Capable of taking 1250bhp rear wheel or front wheel drive.

It does the usual power and torque readouts with printouts in either 2D or 3D. It also supports other stuff like simulated 0-60 and 1/4 mile.

Im not 100% sure about prices but how does £30 per car sound for a dyno day?

Im thinking £50 and hour for tuning sessions? Think that fair isnt it?

Chris


tadge44

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I could be interested if you will let a "foreigner" in ?


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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

yes fair prices there, ...........






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fair price only 80 miles too

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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01smartc

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Glad the prices sound about right

Ive got a couple of cars on tommrow so will post up some graphs and pictures. (Not mini's unfortunatly)

Would be nice to do some sort of dyno day.

We have had a second floor built at the workshop with a few big TV's to show real time info from the rollers. Even got a nice leather corner sofa for you to sit on :)

Chris


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How big is your fan?


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On 23rd Jun, 2010 Nic said:
How big is your fanny?


No Nic, he's a man

I seriously doubt it!


Nic

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Darn! I can never quite figure out which people have them


01smartc

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Lol, my fan is 40"

Why do you ask? Got a monster truck?

Didnt reply to a post above. By foreigner do you mean not a mini or not english lol


Joe C

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he means not mini...

a (sweet!) A35 turbo

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



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Half the fun is that lots of people, especially the ladies, often say "how sweet" or "its so cute" without knowing what it really is.I,m fed up with people telling me how many members of their family learned to drive in one so my stock answer is just "not like this one they didn,t"


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On 24th Jun, 2010 tadge44 said:
Half the fun is that lots of people, especially the ladies, often say "how sweet" or "its so cute" without knowing what it really is.I,m fed up with people telling me how many members of their family learned to drive in one so my stock answer is just "not like this one they didn,t"


think i can speak for us all, we get that too,
i leart to drive in one,
my nan even learnt to drive in one,
its soo small and cute,
you know what they say about small cars.... small...( my reply- same goes to big flash cars, big car, small....)
but most annoying imo (in reference to me) you know the guy with the orange mini.... its fking red you twats*happy*8-)

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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dude: it looks like a mini but isnt what is it?
me: a mini
dude: ahh cool is it a cooper?

my postman: may dad had one when i was a kid BUT IT WAS BIGGER i used to lay down in the back
me: that cos you grew up?
my postman: naa im sure it was bigger

*happy**happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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I remember being in a car park with the jet black and someone saying.

random bloke "I like your mini cooper"
me "it's not a cooper"
random bloke "what is it then if its not a mini cooper"
me "a mini"
random bloke walks away all disappointed.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


01smartc

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Ok, ive got everything sorted now more or less.. so im ready to take any bookings :)

Just PM me or add to this topic :)

Just a quick video of a car we had on yesterday, you cant really see the rollers but you get the idea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiOnfIsR2s8

Chris

Edited by 01smartc on 25th Jun, 2010.


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its beer time!!! *happy*

it makes me smile, get out the way!!!

99.1 at the flywheel Audi A3 1.6 S Line S tronic VS clubman turbo ........? :) icant wait to be on the road!!

Rolling road day, sounds like a plan!


01smartc

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That audi's slow off the line (being auto) but its pretty nippy when you get going! Think it would be close race with a mini

Had a seat leon cupra on today.. that was quick! 226.4bhp!!

Rolling road day sounds good to me!

Shall we start a list?

Chris

Edited by 01smartc on 25th Jun, 2010.


MarkGTT

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On 25th Jun, 2010 01smartc said:
Think it would be close race with a mini

Chris


wouldn't be close with 90% of the minis on here.. . *tongue*

do you have a big parking area? somewhere for 10+ minis to park up while the RR day takes place etc?

would be good to get some 1/4 and 0-60 times in an event like a RR day adds something else to the power runs

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