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212 Posts Member #: 8109 Senior Member Suffolk |
13th Jul, 2010 at 12:04:29pm
as title i got a letter threw the post this morning an basically i had my car test booked for thursday an they have changed it to the 28th without giving me a reason :@ im so angry ,my instructor had so much faith that i was going to pass Drop A Gear An Floor It |
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Forum Mod  4828 Posts Member #: 154 Post Whore Midlands |
13th Jul, 2010 at 12:24:44pm
you've been waiting 17 years to get a license, another couple of weeks won't hurt will it. On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:
Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF. |
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212 Posts Member #: 8109 Senior Member Suffolk |
13th Jul, 2010 at 12:48:28pm
well the thing is iv been offered a job witch requirs me to be able to travle about 20 miles to get there so it was sorta important but spose your right Drop A Gear An Floor It |
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 01:03:17pm
dont count your chickens either mate, my bro is doing his direct access (bike) and i mean he can seriously ride, he's failed twice so far, fluffed 2nd gear and hesitated during a lane swap, Yes i moved to the darkside |
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 1183 Posts Member #: 6926 Post Whore Accrington |
13th Jul, 2010 at 05:49:11pm
majority of good/better drivers pass 2nd time |
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 06:03:09pm
John passed second time. Didn't take him long to side swipe a merc On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 1733 Posts Member #: 1910 Post Whore Wilts |
13th Jul, 2010 at 06:07:07pm
I passed first time, i'll be smug about it until the day i die lol.
On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked, |
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61 Posts Member #: 8970 Advanced Member shropshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 06:08:42pm
lol mr smug bastard |
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 611 Posts Member #: 5222 Post Whore Northumberland |
13th Jul, 2010 at 06:25:07pm
I failed first time for driving too fast.....start as you mean to go on! On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:
I have a bit of a fetish for tools |
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 10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 06:37:55pm
On 13th Jul, 2010 apbellamy said:
John passed second time. Didn't take him long to side swipe a merc Which test did you pass? I seem to remember it wasn't your first. Also I was only learning 2 months and 11 days before I actually passed. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 2054 Posts Member #: 452 Post Whore Chester, UK |
13th Jul, 2010 at 06:50:46pm
i dont think you can compare direct access to normal driving tests. there way harder |
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
13th Jul, 2010 at 07:07:11pm
I passed first time, I'd been driving autograss cars for 3 years though so I had a fair idea about clutch control during my first lesson. The instructor wasn't so impressed with my left foot braking and taking "lines" through corners though.
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
13th Jul, 2010 at 07:27:17pm
I have heard the same and alas.......I passed first time and crashed the mini within a month or so. Only wing, bonnet & front panel. My first experience of understeer..........
On 13th Jul, 2010 Johnny said:
majority of good/better drivers pass 2nd time  (according to one of these surveys that they conduct)
think they ratio is like this (tries to pass) / (crashes) ie, the majority of crashes are those who passed on their first attempt. (17-25) year olds??? correct me if ive heard a myth.. but what would you have done if you failed on thursday? would still take 4 weeks or so to rebook? On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 08:11:37pm
On 13th Jul, 2010 John said:
On 13th Jul, 2010 apbellamy said:
John passed second time. Didn't take him long to side swipe a merc Which test did you pass? I seem to remember it wasn't your first. Also I was only learning 2 months and 11 days before I actually passed. And on the 12th day John 'Schumacher' Harper was born. Second time for me, took me about 5 years to have a bump. Plenty of very near misses in the mean time. Took our kid about 5 goes and my wife 8. He's a fairly descent driver, Lisa less so (unless you ask her). On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 09:13:28pm
On 13th Jul, 2010 apbellamy said:
And on the 12th day John 'Schumacher' Harper was born. Zoom Zoom Zoom! If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 1137 Posts Member #: 1450 Post Whore Near Paris - France |
13th Jul, 2010 at 09:23:32pm
On 13th Jul, 2010 apbellamy said:
Took our kid about 5 goes and my wife 8. He's a fairly descent driver, Lisa less so (unless you ask her). Gosh, how old are you ??? Rusty by nature
On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:
They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!" |
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 09:27:35pm
On 13th Jul, 2010 Advantage said:
Gosh, how old are you ??? Our kid=Younger brother in yorkshire speak. 
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
13th Jul, 2010 at 10:40:22pm
On 13th Jul, 2010 Advantage said:
On 13th Jul, 2010 apbellamy said:
Took our kid about 5 goes and my wife 8. He's a fairly descent driver, Lisa less so (unless you ask her). Gosh, how old are you ??? 30. Does 'Gosh' mean 'kin 'ell? On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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1183 Posts Member #: 6926 Post Whore Accrington |
13th Jul, 2010 at 11:12:33pm
so all in all it doesnt matter when you pass, its probably always the blonde your cursing at thats the cause! (turns and runs away incase he gets slated by the women on here :S )
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 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
13th Jul, 2010 at 11:45:56pm
i thought our kid was manchester way like mate, na wat i mean bruv On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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1137 Posts Member #: 1450 Post Whore Near Paris - France |
14th Jul, 2010 at 08:44:57pm
On 13th Jul, 2010 John said:
On 13th Jul, 2010 Advantage said:
Gosh, how old are you ??? Our kid=Younger brother in yorkshire speak. Ho, right ! Thanks for that and luckily it came before Apbellamy's answer otherwise I would have thought he was a dad by the age of 12 ... Rusty by nature
On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:
They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!" |
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 549 Posts Member #: 5327 Post Whore Dudley, West mids |
14th Jul, 2010 at 08:50:25pm
5th attempt for me. No crashes (touch wood) for me in 14 years of driving, but I do drive like a maniac!!!!! |
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549 Posts Member #: 5327 Post Whore Dudley, West mids |
14th Jul, 2010 at 08:50:31pm
5th attempt for me. No crashes (touch wood) for me in 14 years of driving, but I do drive like a maniac!!!!! |
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 2742 Posts Member #: 637 Post Whore Hertfordshire |
14th Jul, 2010 at 08:51:36pm
i passed second time most my mates passed first time and they all smashed there cars up in the first few months...
My build thread..
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1183 Posts Member #: 6926 Post Whore Accrington |
14th Jul, 2010 at 10:45:50pm
On 14th Jul, 2010 josh_tacon said:
i passed second time most my mates passed first time and they all smashed there cars up in the first few months... group of 5 of us passed at roughly same time, they all passed first time except me, they all wrapped their cars and much worse damage done physically, but im still ok (touch wood) |
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