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Craigie-B

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I've decided I need a more offensive bmw hating sticker for my mini. What are your suggestions people :)

edit: I currently have "Drive a BMW? I'd rather push my mini"

Edited by Craigie-B on 1st May, 2012.

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


minirsp

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I Suggest you grow up and stop being a sheep

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MarkGTT

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I agree, What's the point? Stickers like that make you look like a plonker.


wez

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i must be a plonker and need to grow up then, lol.
"100% brit, no german shit" on mine lol.
for me its just part of the banter.

one day boost will be mine!

On 10th Mar, 2012 Joe C said:
TBH peple stick it everywhere... and theres merits to each...


apbellamy

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too heavy...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Grahamxx

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And didn't Rover design the new mini using UK money???

Graham


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I recently saw one saying "drive a BMW I'd rather push my mini" what made me chuckle was it had a BMW cooper s bonnet vent on it!


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I always like the one saying "0% BMW, 100% Mini"


Carlzilla

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Like it or love it they're here to stay. I'm not a fan, but I can see why people like them. Minis have been in my family for as long as I've been alive, and now a sibling is buying a new mini for herself to cart my nephew round in, in the next few days.
Can still have a laugh about them though, after all, it's not the one everybody has grown to love so much!

I had a 'BMW mini my arse!' sticker in my old rear window for ages.

Edited by Carlzilla on 1st May, 2012.

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


minimole23

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When I put the K-head on I'm tempted to get 93% BMW free sticker.

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


MarkGTT

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some of you boys might as well get "On a Mission" stuck to your rear screen and be done with it lol


basil

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what year is your mini?

In 1994 under Bernd Pischetsrieder, (a first cousin once removed of Issigonis) BMW took control of the Rover group.

So not really 100% BMW free.

I believe some of the latest minis even had BMW printed on the owners manual.


wolfie

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bit of a copy from the vw scene but:

Drive a BMW? I'd rather shove wasp's up my arse

It can go above the monster sticker and below the errr monster sticker lol

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Craigie-B

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My mini was made before 1994 lol so yeah I believe Austin was BMW free :)

Wolfie, dont you mean above the Rockstar Sticker NEXT to the Monster Sticker? *happy*

Edited by Craigie-B on 2nd May, 2012.

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


Carlzilla

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And to the left of the ripspeed sticker haha

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


Craigie-B

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above the shopping list down my boot filled with parts that I will never be able to afford or have the ability to fit to my car

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


liam mini 35

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I actually drive a JCW and still call it a Bini. I bought it after taking my mini 35 off the road to rebuild. I do enjoy all the banter and think that it really is just a bit of fun, sonid say go ahead with the sticker. If people take offence to it they need to grow up.

The turbo build has finally started


Rod S

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I've nothing against BMW as such - maybe a dislike of the attitude of some of the people who drive the bigger ones around here - and for the last few weeks we now have a 12 plate Bini Cooper on the drive (wifey's new company car) and as it was me who persuaded her to choose it over a Ford/Vauxhall/any other crap, I don't have a problem with them.

I'm not into stickers but I would avoid the anti-BMW sentiment, just say something like "mini, original and still the best" or similar.

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Craigie-B

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I was in maccys waiting for my order in the car park on day, and some chav in an N reg 3 series drives slowly passed me then when he gets to teh end of the car park he unwinds his window and yells at me "its because you cant afford a bmw" then boots it like im about to chase him or something.

True story makes me laugh every time


On 2nd May, 2012 liam mini 35 said:
I actually drive a JCW and still call it a Bini. I bought it after taking my mini 35 off the road to rebuild. I do enjoy all the banter and think that it really is just a bit of fun, sonid say go ahead with the sticker. If people take offence to it they need to grow up.

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


Mattlad

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Weirdly A guy on my road has just put a "On a Mission" sticker on his Vectra, he looks well cool! NOT

On 1st May, 2012 MarkGTT said:
some of you boys might as well get "On a Mission" stuck to your rear screen and be done with it lol


MarkGTT

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On 2nd May, 2012 Craigie-B said:
I was in maccys waiting for my order in the car park on day, and some chav in an N reg 3 series drives slowly passed me then when he gets to teh end of the car park he unwinds his window and yells at me "its because you cant afford a bmw" then boots it like im about to chase him or something.

True story makes me laugh every time



so an N plate 3 series has to be worth all of £400 lol

im going to hazard a guess that it doesnt matter what make of car he drives he will always be a tool.

Edited by MarkGTT on 2nd May, 2012.


wolfie

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As this is a Tools thread i am waiting for Paul R to post so i can have a laugh *happy*

Edited by wolfie on 2nd May, 2012.

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


Craigie-B

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Lol, this is why I like this forum :)

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


Flame Red

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I wouldn't have an anti BMW sticker on my car despite the fact I dislike Binis and hate some of the things that BMW did to Rover, as well as their ferocious copywrite enforcement against small companies who will never take any business away from BMW by using the name. I still like to laugh at the anti BMW stickers though.

I've got an Ecurie Saftey Fast sticker for my MG, I'm yet to see any anti Chinese stickers but then I haven't seen a Chinese MG either so maybe there isn't any need to make the point!


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How about being a little more creative and subtle about things and saying it without saying it directly.

"Pointless BINI rant"

or

"[Insert BINI rant here]"

or even

"Don't mention the war"

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