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turbodave16v
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...item=7974179879

What a load of junk!*laughing**laughing**laughing**laughing**laughing**laughing**laughing*


Sorry - just had to post a pic!


The transfer cases he's selling aren't 'turbo' ones either - which makes me suspect the dizzies also aren't 'turbo' spec items*oh well* - aha, no longer called 'turbo'

Edited by turbodave16v on 16th May, 2005.

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lol


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Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place

it could be lol

Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

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turbodave16v
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"Boot lid Handle (without key)"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


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Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place

you can get new barrels though.*wink*

Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

http://www.mattwoodsphotography.com


turbodave16v
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true enough!

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



Turbo Phil

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What a fucking steaming pile of horse shit ! *laughing*

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some dudes would sell their soul for a shilling!






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From his other auctions

'MINI SEAT ADJUSTER BRACKETS PAIR (Turbo A Series)' What???

'MINI Metro Flasher Units Hazard & Ind (Turbo A Series) ' Eh???

Oh no, hold on, now I remember, both these parts were fitted to the turbo A Series.

What a Dick

Wil

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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i was gunna buy them, will they not make me go faster then? lol

Edited by Mini_Andy on 17th May, 2005.


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"Handbrake lever Hi Ratio"

Looks like the standard one to me......


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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That reminds me..

I'll be parting with my complete vynal "BROS" back catalogue, most are scratched some covers missing.Once were transported in a mini metro mg cooper race mini metro.

offers.

Hurry before i post on ebay.

On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:


therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




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On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


giallofly

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you are on if you chuck in that brown paisley shirt with the 6 inch wing collars that is not Dolce & Gabbana Visachi Paul smith ted baker burtons or george at Asda...

Fingers crossed.*wink*

On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:


therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




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Ooh, no can do, that shirt is

L@@K ****RARE****


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


turbodave16v
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ha ha ha ha!
Funny Guys - very funny!

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



turboguy

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Ok the bits aren’t brilliant but they maybe of some use to someone!

Why not use 'Turbo' in the title to increase search possibilities? I have done the same with my old KAD and MED stuff - so why not?

People sell all sorts of shit on eBay - just because you might notice something is not perfect in your eyes why should you ridicule it?

Actually I have a good idea: He is getting rid of all his old crappy mini stuff to make way for a decent car? One that doesn't require a rebuild every 5 seconds, struggles to get 200bhp - for one with 450bhp?

Just a though? (I think it is true)



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OOOOOOHH !! Touchy !! *tongue* lol

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Why am I being 'Touchy'? It's just the truth! LOL


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handbags....


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... and the gladrags that your poor old grandad had to sweat to buy ya" *smiley*

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turbodave16v
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i'll tell you why not to use 'turbo' in the title - there is FUCK ALL there to do with a turbo.
There might well be useful to somone for sure - but if i wanted that pile of shit, entering something like 'handle (no key)' would be more appropriate.

Having to trawl thru shitty adverts wastes time.

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



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On 17/05/2005 19:44:37 TurboDave said:

if i wanted that pile of shit, entering something like 'handle (no key)' would be more appropriate !


LMFAO !! *laughing**laughing*

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don't bother looking on eBay then!


turbodave16v
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ha ha ha!

Too true! *laughing*

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY


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