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Paul R

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A guy at work claims he has been in a sub 500kg 400bhp super charged 106/saxo ans that his track car is 570kg 106. Its hard and expencive to get a mini to thoes weights let alone a a larger car like the saxo. Am I being stupid in thinking its utter bull shit and this person is obviously on heroin?

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jamiestevenbell

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Hmm I can't see how anyone would be able to loose 425kg off of a peugot 106 and have 400bhp without putting a heavier lump in it! Plane and simple he's full of .....


Brett

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at work/ pub i dont talk to anyone about my cars because there is always some one who got there first and did it better and payed more

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same, i never talk about my car unless asked. bit of a shame but i just cant be arsed with the my dads bigger than your dad chat. all that said. 400hp is very do-able out a TU with a turbo, im not so sure any rotrex chargers are going to hit those figures tho(unless things have changed since i last looked in on the 106 scene rotrex were the go-to charger of choice). the weight is bollocks, even if you ran no doors boot bonet or roof you'd struggle im sure.

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When the flag drops, the bullshit stops


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They start out at 800kg? Chop it in 1/2?

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Paul R

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Over 800kg my povity spec 1.1 with the lightest engine was more than that.
I thought so, I didnt really get into it I was just thinking to my self weighed at a pikeys scrappy and dyno'd at baldwins ^-^.

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The boring bloke who runs this place.

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I'd still rather have just about anything else over a Saxo.

Get him to bring it to work - or go to his for a cup of tea, as you'd just LOVE to see it.


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For instance a couple years back we had our boiler serviced and the bloke was going on an on about his turbo- supercharged mini and telling me that it runs under 10 seconds at santapod
I think it was John I as texting at the time and we was both wetting our selves

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I remember that! lol

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Ditto, don't talk about cars to all and sundry,I have a mini is about as far as I go-just to the select few that want to hear it and without the bs and the reason I like this forum so much is the no bs attitude, its one I use at work too and its served me very well, nothing more tedious than people who just talk shit all the ime, and have Ferrari laptop covers ect ect ect.

Don't suppose the dreamer boiler guy in question is talking of a z cars saxo conversion in any of his above ramblings Paul?

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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i watched that stripping cars program the other night with those laaadaaan monkies on it, they stripped a saxo and crushed the shell iirc the bare shell was 560kg so unless the running gear, engine/box, interior glass and fuel weigh the same as air i would say he's a knob

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Rob Gavin

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sounds all a bit like 'bloke down pub said' to me. However, there is a 106 in this months practical performance car; not read the article yet but it has some fairly wild figures quoted (390bhp). not read it yet so can't say anymore


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At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro! *wink*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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we need a like button

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro! *wink*

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


oli79

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Hahaha!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


Paul R

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The 390bhp is now 414bhp its got a c20let under the bonnet, he has a metro as well *wink*

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apbellamy

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He sounds like a right looser, you'll get on well *wink*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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lol

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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apbellamy

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I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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Makes a change.

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Your just jealous


On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro! *wink*


oli79

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Could use a new sig-that'll do nicely!


On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


apbellamy

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Saying that, I've booked a sprint day in a rented metro...

On 18th Oct, 2013 Rob Gavin said:


Your just jealous


On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro! *wink*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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