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madmk1

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I have been down in Borneo for the last 7 weeks, doing a bit of Jungle warfare training, as you boys like a good back brief with pics here I go....


Well it all started with a fast ball at work from my boss "would you like a jolly in the sun" Sure I said "Good your off to the jungle in to 2 weeks lol.

Anyway the 2 day flight almost killed me, to get to the Royal kingdom of Brunei, but what way better to get over the jet lag than get pissed in the bar.

ok I will let the pics do the chatting as they go.

No better way to start the day *frown*


Some jungle pics,





Can anyone see the bloke in the pic???


Somewhere to sleep when not sleeping on the floor


my fat head at the front of the boat


There was lots of carrying 90lbs plus bags, as you carry all your food for 7days and a min of 5lits of water.


There is only 1 way in and 1 way out when your in the trees.

shooting some stuff lol


looking fresh!!!


Looking Hard As F==K!


Bad hair day!!


Bad face day!! (3 black hornets to the Face!)

I had lots of run in with these *surprised*




and these little suckers lol


God knows what's inside of me after drinking nice clean water like this, funny thing is this was one of the cleanest cups of water I had lol.


A little swim


Then after what seemed like years we want over the border to Malaysia for some R&R *smiley* OMG what a good 2 days!!!!!

This is sin City



they have really good shops there !


and on the piss with the Boys *wink* *wink*


also I took part in a bit of Room Service Tattooing lol.


I hope you are not to bored looking at the pics lol, I have lots and lots.

simon.

Edited by madmk1 on 16th Nov, 2013.

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On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


apbellamy

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What tattoo did you get? TM logo?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


cossierick

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Most of them in the pic look like boys that your on the piss with lol

Looks like work hard play hard. keep the pics coming , tell a good story

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That worryingly appeals to me!

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yeah I gave it all a good prodding


Joe C

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What the fuck is that stick like creature!

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Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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Andy500

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After watching Rambo last night I would be scared shitless there!


apbellamy

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On 16th Nov, 2013 Joe C said:
What the fuck is that stick like creature!

Lady-boys.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


APS

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Cool pics. Lady boys aside lol.

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Good work fella :) apart from the questionable 'ladies'..


madmk1

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I can say that I had so much fun out there, and I cant wait to go back in Jan *smiley* as the 6 weeks in the trees was worth the 2 night on the piss over there lol.

No Andy I got one finish, but its a little ropey as I was getting the bloke pissed as we went lolol.

That stick like creature, is a spider about the size of a hand.

Andy, its ok out there when you get over the fact that everything wants to sting, fuck, suck, prick you.

Cossierick, I am a big fan of playing harder then I work lol.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


madmk1

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On 16th Nov, 2013 MarkGTT said:
Good work fella :) apart from the questionable 'ladies'..


To be fair mate, they was good crack, as they did not want any of your cash for drinks and they was not on the Game! so there was no pimps hanging about!!

as on the last night it all went tits up! with the pimps!

Edited by madmk1 on 16th Nov, 2013.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


Paul R

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Much respect, but fuxk that. I am not made for that shit.

I am more the person being a sniper going boom head shot after each take down lol. (I wouldn't last lomg haha)

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matty

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Nice write up. Stuff like this makes me regret not joining the forces when I was younger. But then I can imagine being shot at would make me think different.

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The army is not a job. It´s an adventure.

And it can be very addictive to join.
Im a bit jalous of your buissenies trip. In denmark we dont have jungle training.

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nice thread simon .

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On 16th Nov, 2013 madmk1 said:


as on the last night it all went tits up! with the pimps!


Sound like fun, not!

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What do you do about the anacondas and 28 ft pythons that live out there in the jungle?


madmk1

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Run like a girl daz!

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


Brett

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Very jealous mate, look like good fun

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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On 17th Nov, 2013 madmk1 said:
Run like a girl daz!



*happy* *laughing*

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madmk1

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On 16th Nov, 2013 gr4h4m said:



On 16th Nov, 2013 madmk1 said:


as on the last night it all went tits up! with the pimps!


Sound like fun, not!


It was like a Wild West fight lol. As they fought we was oil works (they are not liked down there) so when one of the blokes did the lady boy test to let's just say a not very nice looking lady lol. It all kicked off, there was chairs and ash trays going every where, we sent 3 of the boys to A&E only to sit next to a load of messed up lads that was in the club, everyone made up when they found out we was In the forces lol.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


adrian

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Sounds amazing mate, pics look cool too. Them spiders look like they could fuck you over good!


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Good pics Simon, beats being stuck in the UK.


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crazy story,
what was the lady boy test? haha!

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On 21st Sep, 2006 Paul S said:

Go on, be brave, put it in the car and tell us how it works.
Pity your bollocks are in line with the flywheel!
On 27th May, 2013 robert said:

putting my testicles on the line for turbo mini owners everywhere ,and they still work !


apbellamy

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On 18th Nov, 2013 WRLondon said:
what was the lady boy test? haha!

Grab a handful.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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