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Mini_Andy

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right, im in the proccess of starting my own vinyl graphics buisness. a very popular aspect is car slaogans. now for the old minis i can think of the following:

Beware, real mini
Its a REAL mini adventure
100% real mini
100% free of BMW parts
Mines a genuine mini, is yours?
Real mini, beware of imitation
Rust is lighter then metal

can any one else think of any more before i put them on my website. also if you know of any gud'uns for other cars......

Thanks

Andy


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What about the Italian job quotes lots of mini owners seem to love...


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i have seen some cheezy ones like
On a Mini Mission
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bye bye Gti ? (not exactly mini but have seen em)



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Too true, I have 'Self preservation society' on the back of mine. Very tasteful mind. I put it on when I was 19 and didn't know better. Its part of the car now.

I think the quote is 'Rust is lighter than carbon fibre' btw

Edited by Ben H on 28th Mar, 2006.

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Mini_Andy

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ive seen them all ben: metal / carbon fibre / fibre glass / filler and plastic?? lol


Ben H

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I have seen them all too, but to me the carbon fibre one has a ring to it that the others don't. It rhymes in a way and I like that.

The problem I find with stickers is that eveyone likes to be different. So you think up a great slogun and thats great, but then not long after everybody thinks its great and copies it. Then it is not individual and great and everyone thinks you copied it. I guess thats life though and good for business if you make stickers.

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Mini_Andy

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yep, lol wahat about the italiam job one then:

Your only supossed?? to blow the boody doors off
On a mission for mr Bridger
Hang on lads, ive got a great idea


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my other cars a porsche/bike/ferari etc

vote bush.....lmao

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My other car's a Turbo Mini

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Mini_Andy

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my other car got nicked
so im driving this instead.

Undercover police car

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don`t steal ... the govt. hates competition

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....


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I like... . but wouldn't have


my minis mucking fagic!

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In my younger days I always fancied

"Schon mit GarrettT3-tecnik" on the back of my Mini Turbo, as a take-off of an Audi slogan.

Thankfully it has taken me so long to build I have grown out of the stickers phase now........


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Mini_Andy

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my other rides ya daughter.......


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jim bought all them

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Ben H

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I always fancied a graphic of the coin slot on an arcade machine. A slot with 10p, 20p, 50p down the side and then some worde to the effect of 'Insert Coins for Fun' or something like that. Never did it though.

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I saw a car with a sticker that said "Don't follow me you'll end up at my house"

I had my car plastered in stickers for the Italian job trip I did. I went off stickers after that.


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Mini_Andy

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On 28/03/2006 15:47:31 Ben H said:

I always fancied a graphic of the coin slot on an arcade machine. A slot with 10p, 20p, 50p down the side and then some worde to the effect of 'Insert Coins for Fun' or something like that. Never did it though.


can be arranged lol

keep em comming lads lol


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This one applies to a few minis- "all smoke, no poke!" lol


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Small car, big dick ! lol *laughing*

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when i was 18-19 i had "quick put your foot down heres the pigs"
i grew up and took it off lol

i used to have "anything else is just traffic" on the back of the orange one when it was road legal

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True Brit, not german shit


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