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so you`re not the only wanker in the village !!

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....


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I love this topic! I do not understand all the words but it sounds so amusing and ridiculous! *tongue**tongue**tongue*

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On 22/02/2005 15:50:02 minimark said:

so you`re not the only wanker in the village !!



That's nice!

Is the mini in minimark at statement about the size of your manhood?

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lol trying to beat a pug 205. just ask the old man to lend you a rocket engine and wham you should beat it if you ad the correct wings,spoilers,shopping list and a SUNSTRIP!lol


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yes

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....


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wat is this??

some geordie boy convention ganging up and gobbin off and me and dissin me?

i don't hav a shoppin list on me motor but you b16 av one saying"how pet pass us me stotty like"


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i didn't think rockets used mapped ignition, i thiught they had to use dizzy's, as the ecu's could not handle the vibrations

Edited by Jimster on 23rd Feb, 2005.

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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Nah m8,

it ain't off the shuttle just desined by an engineer, it is base on a dodge viper ecu me uncle says but better and aircraft spec.

i am not usin a rocket but i did not fink about putting one on me fireblade to beat me lap of the M25 record.


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don't tell me your fireblade is 2wd?

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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lol 2wd! can picture the fireblade modified!lol feel sorry! by the way dont need help to diss you! you messing up your image yourself!

water was your patter we will all be dround!*smiley*

Edited by b16_b on 22nd Feb, 2005.


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On 22/02/2005 16:02:42 badboyboost said:


i don't hav a shoppin list on me motor but you b16 av one saying"how pet pass us me stotty like"




couldnt resist it mate! seen ya mam and all the lads says she does a mint bacon stotty!:cool:


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Jim - your spelling is awfull... It's mappee innition, not mapped ignition

Edited by Jimster on 23rd Feb, 2005.

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This is f#cking hilarious !!
4 pages and counting. lol

Phil. *tongue*

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On 21/02/2005 17:30:41 TurboDave said:

you getting mapped innition aswell then?


fitting it as we speak

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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lmfao at this dude. *happy**happy*


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Evening girls!

No me blade is 1WD, when i asked the inurence bout me jet engine they just larfed!..dunno at wot as i know those little daf cars had jet engines in em.


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Oh nearly forgetted but fastcar is giving a treble blue led set away with every issue free this month worth ?10.99, top deal sorted for cruzers like us!


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wow must rush out and get a copy

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Yeah you wanna m8 coz they ain't gonna be on the shelfs that long!!!


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watch out cos the thieving chav`s have nicked all off the covers

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....


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nooooooooo! missed an issue!*frown* modified car bible down the pan! collectors editions worthless!*frown*
shame!
oh well........lol


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hehe, so come on like lets see some pics of you motor BBB at its curent stage and the parts uve got in house that you are going to fit?

cos as soon as you got da shit man u ca joi mi bad boy possi eye

speed is the best rush i have ever had!!!

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Laxative, i'm not gonna post no pics coz i don't want no one to steel my reverooltionarry disines.

but here is some spec.

avon phase 4 cam
k & n
38/33 offset valve head
t4 garrert
custom ex manerfold
4in skyline down pipe
peco 4 inch single box
2 serier cossy m8ed together.
7 to 1 cr
methon/water injection
wizerd of nos 75 bhp wet kit.

nice.

the nos will come in uo to 4000 rpm ish then wen d t4 does sone serios rpm the boost will rush in to 8500-9k i recon.

how many of you run t4's??


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oh fortot blitz dumper!

how cud i forget!


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you not going for a flamer kit?

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials

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