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5795 Posts Member #: 80 AFRacing LTD Newbury, Berks |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:01:44pm
On 13th of Feb, 2007 at 07:55pm minimark said:
lol.. sorry alex i meant sex with opposite sex ,,, Oh better shut up then 
AlexF |
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 2641 Posts Member #: 19 Post Whore newcastle |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:06:36pm
mmmmmmmmmm ,,,,, arse bandit Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....
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241 Posts Member #: 595 Senior Member stoke on trent |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:09:12pm
A guy and his kid go to the shops the young lad asks his old man what condoms were and why do they come in 3 packs?, the dad replies there for teenagers 1 for friday night 1 for saturday night and 1 for saturday morning.
Edited by ben doodar on 13th Feb, 2007.
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2641 Posts Member #: 19 Post Whore newcastle |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:10:41pm
mind went out of date Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....
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5795 Posts Member #: 80 AFRacing LTD Newbury, Berks |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:15:30pm
On 13th of Feb, 2007 at 09:06pm minimark said:
mmmmmmmmmm ,,,,, arse bandit sausage jockey AlexF |
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 9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:17:02pm
ok lock the thread NOW!!
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2641 Posts Member #: 19 Post Whore newcastle |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:17:48pm
well if you perfer a cock up your arse , so be it .. afracing new colour should be pink then .. Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....
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5795 Posts Member #: 80 AFRacing LTD Newbury, Berks |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:31:46pm
On 13th of Feb, 2007 at 09:17pm Nic said:
ok lock the thread NOW!! i dont want to hear any of this talk says the site perv pmsl Alex AlexF |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
13th Feb, 2007 at 09:34:53pm
talking of sausage munchers, I was flicking through an electronics catalogue at work today and in the random section of shit at the end they were selling these...
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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Site Admin  9407 Posts Member #: 58 455bhp per ton 12 sec 1/4 mile road legal mini Sunny Bridgend, South Wales |
13th Feb, 2007 at 10:23:56pm
I had it with the mrs last night, aka lilly the porn star who many of you had met, but please don't tell my lamb.
On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:
I think the welsh one has it right! 1st to provide running proof of turbo twinkie in a car and first to run a 1/4 in one!! Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials |
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9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
13th Feb, 2007 at 10:54:50pm
arghhhh my eyes
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2641 Posts Member #: 19 Post Whore newcastle |
13th Feb, 2007 at 10:57:47pm
**anking is not included nic Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....
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 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
13th Feb, 2007 at 11:01:56pm
the last 'experience' i had was last sept, felt like id been raped afterward...
"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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 2514 Posts Member #: 1217 I like nice quiet girly Minis Cheltenham, Gloucestershire |
13th Feb, 2007 at 11:33:21pm
On 13th of Feb, 2007 at 10:54pm Nic said:
arghhhh my eyes I find that the amount of work i do to my car is inversely proportional to the amount im getting So finsihed by the end of the month then mate ... LOL I'm hoping to start work on Candice's car soon ..... when I get my strength back ..... oh god ... look what tomorrow is ... no garage for me again .. 
Edited by RogerM on 13th Feb, 2007. Every day is a school day ...........
On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:
why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands? |
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715 Posts Member #: 1381 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
13th Feb, 2007 at 11:38:31pm
I am thinking of selling my Mini if what's happened to you lot is typical!!!!
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6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
13th Feb, 2007 at 11:40:39pm
im thinking about selling my penis, all the good its done me.... "Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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715 Posts Member #: 1381 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
13th Feb, 2007 at 11:43:43pm
Joey, You are one funny Guy
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 8297 Posts Member #: 408 Turbo Love Palace Fool Aylesbury |
13th Feb, 2007 at 11:47:47pm
Its my birthday in 2 days, been a few days stocking up ready!! :)
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
14th Feb, 2007 at 06:51:04am
In answer to the original question, not for a few weeks but I'm working on it...........
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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 2643 Posts Member #: 1246 Post Whore Lowestoft, Suffolk. |
14th Feb, 2007 at 07:06:03am
Approaching the two year mark wit the missus now so it has nearly completely healed up!!! lol, hoping to change that tonite, if I dont get any, Ill not be happy, its the one night of the year you gauranteed a lay!!
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5795 Posts Member #: 80 AFRacing LTD Newbury, Berks |
14th Feb, 2007 at 11:00:50am
On 13th of Feb, 2007 at 10:23pm Jimster said:
I had it with the mrs last night, aka lilly the porn star who many of you had met, but please don't tell my lamb. Alex is this an omission that your playing for the brown team now and not the pink? LOL not sure what you mean jim! Why would you think that!? LOL Alex AlexF |
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9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
14th Feb, 2007 at 04:01:49pm
On 13th of Feb, 2007 at 11:38pm danboy said:
I am thinking of selling my Mini if what's happened to you lot is typical!!!! Regards Dave Believe it or not i was a player before i got into fiddling was cars.....hahahaha Ignoring a few short spurts of interest i would actually say ive been single now for 5 years, groan |
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 1566 Posts Member #: 36 Post Whore Basingstoke |
14th Feb, 2007 at 04:36:22pm
maybe if you sold your car and all your turbo kit to me the curse would be lifted... |
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9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
14th Feb, 2007 at 05:12:56pm
if i knew it meant a bus load of hotties at my disposal you could have it |
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1566 Posts Member #: 36 Post Whore Basingstoke |
14th Feb, 2007 at 05:20:23pm
damn, i've got to find a bus load of hotties now... Unfortunitely i live in basingstoke, hot women are extinct here. They hit 19, get a fat arse and grow a tash. Not cool.
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