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Jay#2

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I'm not knocking detailing exotics, but I hate it when people think their car is the best thing out there when it's only a disastra!

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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that astra maybe his dream car ? different peeps with different tastes :) have to admit its way OTT, the cars glossed to the point were rain water will probably scratch it, after like a week it will look 4 time worse than it would without all that shite on. plus not that he works on his engine, ,,,,,but he would probably need to unbolt the wings ! soon as ure jeans catch it nice big mark there for ya mans eye thingy



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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seems a little odd to me. I never bother cleaning cars, but if i did, surely it's more satisfying to clean a really dirty one rather than one that's just rolled out the showroom.

do you think he ever drives it?


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i think he spanks one off over it ric

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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oils of his own which he refused to talk about...he just smiled!!


You could well be on to something there neil, might be how he gets that deep shine. Wonder if it works on kitchen work surfaces too...


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You keep telling wifey its good for skin ... thats enough *wink*

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Firstly its a vauxhall, wouldnt spend ten pence on it, secondly, if you've got that type of cash/time buy a fecking trevor or a kitcar!


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On 27th of Apr, 2007 at 12:35pm wolfie said:
You keep telling wifey its good for skin ... thats enough *wink*


Best to convince them it's brilliant for weight loss ..... they'll want to swallow as much as they can then.

And before you ask I did try that ...... got told she was trying to bulk out ....... LOL

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?


MikeRace

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That guy must have OCD!

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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and a tiny cock...


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possible 30 year old virgin?


MikeRace

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Where does he think he is a diamond shop. I can relate to folk doing it to extremely rare classic but a car like that!

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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as the saying goes....

you can't polish a turd.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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On 27th of Apr, 2007 at 05:28pm mini13 said:
as the saying goes....

you can't polish a turd.


you can, but then you end up with a really shiney astra *laughing*


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LOL!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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hehe, i like it "disastra" my mate has a "disastra". Hes gunna hate his life to death!


On 27th of Apr, 2007 at 07:36am Jay#2 said:
I'm not knocking detailing exotics, but I hate it when people think their car is the best thing out there when it's only a disastra!

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


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Whats the point in them spending all that money on something that is shit to start with!!!

Mind you though its one of those chav things

when i drove a 10" wheeled Mini last it felt insane !


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Detailing to that level isn't really my thing but I suppose that's what it takes to win at top level concourse these days.

What I don't get is why spend that kind of money polishing a relatively poor quality paint job, I would have thought you be better off getting the car stripped and resprayed by a decent body shop.

Then I'm sure there are many people out there who don't understand why any one in there right mind would want to spend a small fortune trying to squeeze as much power as possible out of an old Mini, when they could simply buy a new car.

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Jay#2

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Although I have laughed at this sad individual in the past on this thread and on this one:

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391

...I have to say I am learning a bit about how to wash a car properly!

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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surely theres more to life, all that effort, and only a handful of people will appreciate it

in fact, im being to nice...

what a wanker.

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What would I rather do with a weekend........... Drive my mini to avon park, do a few 1/4's get pissed the night and drive back the next day. After the mini season has finished I'd consider cleaning it. That dude has got far too much time on his hands. And yes his does need to get laid!! *happy*


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He's done a good job with the engine bay......




.....still a wanker though! lol

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JsfMini.MT

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but c'mon vxr astra's are cool

It's a mini thing you will not understand


Jay#2

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On 13th Apr, 2009 JsfMini.MT said:
but c'mon vxr astra's are cool


Mr Fenton, this man just asked for a banning!

It is a little sad especially that pic with him and his £1.5k wax but it has given me a few tips on how to detail.

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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[quote=Once inside i asked the salesman if i could have half hour on my own with the new car so i could fully inspect it...
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More like to have a wank..

Way over the top to clean a car to that extent. As soon as you go any where init it will get dirty again!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,

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