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Jordan

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Antique collector are you nic?

BTW sprocket, what movie was BMX bandits?

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Nic

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BMX bandits was a cracking film from...australia?? was it?

Its great when you get old-you can buy all the things you wanted as a kid

ahhhhh, as i look up to my monster beetle sat on the shelf


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LOL, How sad am I , I have just gone and bought the BMX bandits DVD

Wonder if theres any special features of Nichole Kidman

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 21st of Sep, 2007 at 12:07am Mini Sprocket said:

Wonder if theres any special features of Nichole Kidman


Too many to fink of off the top of me head.

I prefer "torque" even though there was none in it, But the girls in it are fit as.

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Brisbane ,Australia

http://madmatt.bigblog.com.au/data/1/8412/...70921123848.jpg

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""


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On 20th of Sep, 2007 at 09:40pm AlexF2003 said:



On 20th of Sep, 2007 at 08:12pm Rob H said:
On 20th of Sep, 2007 at 07:26pm wil_h said:
But will I

A) look a bit gay


IMHO you might as well get a Bini or an MGF.




WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU INSINUATING?????


Alex



I think he wasn't insinuating anything ... more a direct statement of fact .....

Lets face it, no grown man can drive a Bini without looking like a bit of an uphill gardener.

If Arnie, Sly, Van D' and Seagal where to climb out of a Bini everybody would instantly assume that they had been for a quick game of hide the sausage in Mincy Woods.

*wink* :)


One of my work mates "wife" has a Bini and when she needs the proper car and he has to drive it to work he parks it 10 mins walk away so nobody sees him or else he will be ripped to sreads all day long

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?


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You can actually get proper foldable mountain bike that should fit in a mini. Not that much more expensive than normal ones.

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if you can wheelie it all the way to work you will look cool. if you ride it normally you will look a bit gay


AlexF2003

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Rodger....

Have you seen the comdey show that picture is from?

lighten up LOL



on a different point... how does the car you drive effect where you stick your cock?

LOL

AlexF


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On 21st of Sep, 2007 at 12:56pm AlexF2003 said:
Rodger....

Have you seen the comdey show that picture is from?

lighten up LOL



on a different point... how does the car you drive effect where you stick your cock?

LOL


Seen the show ... funny as.....

as for the last point it doesn't ...... but certain types of people like certain types of products.... *wink* :) *wink* *happy*

Come on Alex .... you have to admit the Bini is camper than Julian Clarie's mobile home ...... LOL

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?


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On 21st of Sep, 2007 at 07:44am Jay#2 said:
You can actually get proper foldable mountain bike that should fit in a mini. Not that much more expensive than normal ones.


Jay#2 ... you got a link? I'd like one of those then I could go to work on the train and cycle form the station .... they won't let me take my bikes on in the mornings because it is a London commuter route ... the fact I'm only going 17 miles and get off 100 miles before the shity city doesn't seem to register with them!!

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?


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Gay car of the year 2007.

http://www.topspeed.com/cars/car-news/alfa...07-ar28479.html

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


AlexF2003

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no will... its 4th gayest!

and not a single mention of MGFs on there

LOL

MINIS arnt camp lol

AlexF


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they were when they were new lol

why not get a minimoto, that would get you to work quicker, and fits on the back seat :)

(oh and the folding bike looks gay!!)


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alex you cant count its 3rd gayest lmao

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


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What car you drive has no bearing on sexual preference whatsoever. Anyone who says different is a smallminded bigot.

End of.


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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On 21st of Sep, 2007 at 02:46pm Tom Fenton said:
What car you drive has no bearing on sexual preference whatsoever. Anyone who says different is a smallminded bigot.

End of.


True, but it's very entertaining watching AlexF getting wound up.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


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Well, Either way - it looks like Wil is going to ride in style, wether he chooses a raleigh foldaway, or the little wheeled thing.

GO WIL !!!

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Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


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On 21st of Sep, 2007 at 02:46pm Tom Fenton said:
What car you drive has no bearing on sexual preference whatsoever. Anyone who says different is a smallminded bigot.

End of.


Of course, everybody knows this. But it isn't half funny winding people up about having a car that makes you look a bit ginger beer.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Mini_Andy

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surely a pink mx5 is a girls car? and any bloke driving it would be classed as gay lol

thankfully i drive a real mans car, a ford ka lol


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I think this topic is pretty much done.

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



AlexF2003

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On 21st of Sep, 2007 at 02:53pm miniturboman said:
surely a pink mx5 is a girls car? and any bloke driving it would be classed as gay lol

thankfully i drive a real mans car, a ford ka lol


you clearly don't understand the basics here....

stright = hetrosexual = men putting cock in women.

Gay = Homosexual = men putting cock in men.

Its fairly simple LOL



As for getting wound up... hardly, I think this is soooo funny, I'm literally creasing up at some of the replies :cool:

AlexF


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On 21st of Sep, 2007 at 03:28pm TurboDave said:
I think this topic is pretty much done.



nah its still funny

AlexF


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yea but you can still assume lol, i personnally dont pass judgement on cars (despite my above comment) due to the fact i had vinyl on my ols car which resembled a dildo, pink and glittery........

(i quite like MINI's aswell just not the clubman, and im currently saving for an mgtf :) )


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people do make assumptions though and there are perhaps cars that appeal to a more feminine mind than the masculine mind, but everyone is different. nice that alex is taking this in good humour!

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs

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