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Jimster
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RIP Fergus

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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Mini_Andy

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your new cock can fuck jims hens.....


Paul S

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Black Jack:

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


Jimster
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On 18th Sep, 2008 Mini_Andy said:
your new cock can fuck jims hens.....


do you think your cock would like my hens?


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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


Paul S

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The second one from the left looks like a Wellsummer.

He likes Wellsumers!

He already has two Wellsummers called Wanda and Wendy apparently.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


Jimster
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well done, I have two Wellsumers, and two light sussex

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


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So what are they called?

The problem is that if you name them it gets difficult to kill and eat em!

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


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Korma, Tikka, Jalfrezi and Hanner o' Hanner, (hanner for short) which is welsh for half and half

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


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I still think Paxo is a good name for any poultry-classed pets.

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LMFAO!!!!!!!! jim that was hilarious!!!


Jimster
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going a bit off topic, do you clip the wings on your birds?

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


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On 18th Sep, 2008 Jimster said:
going a bit off topic, do you clip the wings on your birds?


No. Do yours fly then?

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


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only a foot or so, don't want them to fly over the garden wall thats all

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


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you guys and your foul tempers!!

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On 18th Sep, 2008 Jimster said:
only a foot or so, don't want them to fly over the garden wall thats all


Just get the scissors to a few feathers on one wing. Then when they try to fly they do a 360 roll.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


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On 18th Sep, 2008 Paul S said:
Black Jack:



hey its like Nic,,,,chasing the women....but they all run away



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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On 18th Sep, 2008 Jimster said:
only a foot or so, don't want them to fly over the garden wall thats all


is that when you hoof em up the ass with ure size 9 ?



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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On 19th Sep, 2008 Paul S said:

On 18th Sep, 2008 Jimster said:
only a foot or so, don't want them to fly over the garden wall thats all


Just get the scissors to a few feathers on one wing. Then when they try to fly they do a 360 roll.


That's bloody cruel *happy*

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



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This guy has one BIG cock!!


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On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 19th Sep, 2008 Vegard said:



On 19th Sep, 2008 Paul S said:

On 18th Sep, 2008 Jimster said:
only a foot or so, don't want them to fly over the garden wall thats all


Just get the scissors to a few feathers on one wing. Then when they try to fly they do a 360 roll.


That's bloody cruel *happy*


It's fun to watch though *happy*

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


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Vegard have you not heard of acrobat chicken ? you can get free range and cornfed, so why not acrobat, at least you are eating a skilled animal with acrobat chicken ?!



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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I never thought i`d ever hear myself say this, but that`s one mighty fine lookin cock... I wish i had a cock like that *smiley*

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Is Vic there

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If you made up a DVD of him and advertised it on tinternet, titled "Monster cock" (as he's big) you'd make a tidy sum


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ahaha, i dont know what to say. ive never seen my dads cock before.


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On 21st Nov, 2008 son of bill said:
ahaha, i dont know what to say. ive never seen my dads cock before.


So, why did you have a look at it now?

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.


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