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yeah tried sitting in the back of a 1980 911 and couldnt get in...

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Mitsubushi Shogun... was prob the worst

othe shite ive had the pleasure of included Fiat Punto , matiz, 1.2 clio, rover 25 hire car (i drove another afterwards and that was fine :s) for Ka (but was quite good fun once you got the hang of chucking it about) and and early 90s corsa sri that had been barried...


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Two cars I hated, both hire cars while mine was in for repair.

Ford Focus automatic and Nissan Almera

The Almeral was just shit, but what annoyed me the most was that I left Metalica Load album in it when it went back, which mysteriously dissapeared when I asked them to check if it was there

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Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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kia picanto people carryer, 2.8l tdi auto, was utter shit
shortest time i drove a car before it broke was a volvo v40 estate, 129 miles on the clock went for a hearty drive and the turbo failed the replacement hire car to that hire car was another v40 had no problems with that

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On 26th Jan, 2010 Tom Fenton said:
Nissan Almera 1.5 petrol, about 2003 vintage. Got it as a hire car, it was only about 5000 miles old, my god it was dreadful.

Seconded. I had to drive one to Swiodon. It vibrated no matter what speed you did.

My other worst is the BMW 1 series. What is the point in a 5 door car where you can't put an adult in the front and an adult behind them??

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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i borrowed a shogun last week when i delivered my camper to its new owner, i would not stop at saying its the worst car ive driven i would say its the most painfull to drive

On 26th Jan, 2010 Anton said:
Mitsubushi Shogun... was prob the worst

othe shite ive had the pleasure of included Fiat Punto , matiz, 1.2 clio, rover 25 hire car (i drove another afterwards and that was fine :s) for Ka (but was quite good fun once you got the hang of chucking it about) and and early 90s corsa sri that had been barried...

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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My Grandma's old 1986 Toyota Corolla...Pure junk.

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



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On 26th Jan, 2010 cossierick said:




Try sitting in the back of a 911!

Oi nothing wrong with being in the back of a 911, be greatfull.lol

My worst has to be the evo ive got now.

Rick


How come? Which evo is it?


Rob Gavin

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the worst car i can recall recently was my dads omega - even the wife as a passenger had concerns about its ability although to be honest i think there is just something very wrong with it!


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A 1947 TC MG - no power, no brakes, abysmal handling/roadholding,noisy and uncomfortable -why do the MG enthusiasts think they are so wonderful ?


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mines either our lasses matiz or the saxo i bought off the mum i drove it home and never touched it again, the seat didnt adjust neither did the steering wheel.... still sold for a tidy profit *Rofl!* *laughing*
all my other cars have been minis or supras

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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LDV Maxus and Ford Ka, both terrible


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Lagonda without a doubt

I seriously doubt it!


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for me it it was the Fiat-cunt-to-get-into passably the most horrible car noooo calling that thing a car should be a crime, most horrible yoke I ever drove in my life,

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Ford Sierra.... *BRRR*

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chrysler 300c, utter shite. had one as a hire car in the states, slow, didnt handle, well it did handle...... like an oil tanker

On 1st Mar, 2009 MikeRace said:
Hmmm weberyyy


On 21st Apr, 2009 madcatminis said:
I hope she's got knickers on or you'll have a funny runny mark on your bonnet. Quite like what a snail leaves behind.


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All the Minis I have had were bad. But as with my first Metro they were just individually bad examples and not reflective of all Minis and Metros.

The worst new car I ever drove was a Daewoo Nexia. In fact it was so bad I cannot remember why. I think my mind has blanked it out like some past trauma.

I didn't think much of the Mini One either. Considering it was bigger than the original the interior space sucked. I thought the suspension was harsh so I couldnt imagine what the Cooper S would be like. It was a very disappointing experience as I did actually like them when they were first launched. I thought they should have arrived in 1980 and been the new Mini Metro.

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I have driven a fair lot of crappy cars including the worst of their era (Citroen Visa with the 652 cm3 engine !) but strangely enough I had fun with those ...

Some I didn't had fun with and beeing new cars of some 15 years later, I really think they were horrible.

And the winner is : Daewoo Matiz !
The car is so lame and designed with such confidence that if you use the key in the lock to open the door, the alarm start horning, designers didn't believe their own lock !
And yes, the car alarm uses the car horn !!!!

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On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:

They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!"


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On 26th Jan, 2010 Alex1340 said:
Ford ka. Closely followed by a 1.1 (I think) auto 1990 fiesta.


It's the same car you twonk! Well pretty much.

Lagonda? Dave, I think one would suit you quite nicely

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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Has to be a Hyundai Trajet, had one as a hire car for a while when I was waiting for a new company car to arrive! The kids thought it was great though.


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On 27th Jan, 2010 gavin@minispares.com said:



On 26th Jan, 2010 cossierick said:




Try sitting in the back of a 911!


Oi nothing wrong with being in the back of a 911, be greatfull.lol

My worst has to be the evo ive got now.

Rick


How come? Which evo is it?
Evo 6
Its not horrendous gav just not wot im wanting, had it 6monts now and not sure why i got it.
Everyone looks at you like a knob and they dont handle like people think there just easy to drive fast.

Soz rant over.

Rick


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On 26th Jan, 2010 fastcarl said:
the very first seat ibiza model


same experience with early seat ibiza

and YUGO *wink*


Rob H

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There was this one really shitty little car that Austin made seriously underpowered with an asthmatic 1 litre engine, rubbish brakes, the really crap seats, bugger all space, a boot that you could barely fit your scarnies in, the worlds worst stereo and totally rubbish build quality. I think they called it the Mini City.

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kel's range rover pulling 11 mpg makes it the worst for me, comfy though.

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)

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