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Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex

I have been know to use the term "Fist Fucker"

and also for dithering pensioners... "Dig a hole... get in it!"

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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miniswordsman

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I'm assuming chav is equivalent to ass


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex

chav is a tricky one,

its kind of our equivalent of a Redneck, but urburn...

Heres a Chav nativety....



On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



miniswordsman

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lol. PMSL


Paul R

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Swindon

oh piss ( oh shit, thats not good)
Cunt (cee you next tuesday ;P)
oh piss flaps (very bad)
shit the bed (good)
my favorate
Gash (bad / fanny)

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miniswordsman

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Gash is a new one on me. And who would want to shit the bed?


Paul R

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idk but it sounds funny :)
best one for gash is to vandalise "cash points" with tape to make gash points lol

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Feck, like fook, is another regional dialect for Fuck. Highly used in the TV sitcom 'Father Ted' based in Ireland. Arse is somewhat also used in this TV series as well *hehe!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCJK_yDAeOM

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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Bah! they missed the bes bit whe she comes back in... "

Ride me sideways was another Father..."

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIJweXfKzEg

Gob Shite *laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Keith Timpson

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Not sure if it is a Glasgow thing or not, but fucking can be inserted into the middle of a word to emphasize the meaning. As in su-fucking-perb or fan-fucking-tastic.

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evolotion

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do english chavs drink buckfast?

Edited by evolotion on 1st Jul, 2010.

turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)

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Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

http://glasgowsurvival.co.uk/toys/the-old-nedagotchi/

http://glasgowsurvival.co.uk/toys/the-old-ned-survival-game/

http://glasgowsurvival.co.uk/toys/the-old-ned-alphabet/

Edited by Sprocket on 1st Jul, 2010.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Ben H

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What about bugger. As in 'Ah, bugger it'. I always think that 'bugger' is quite an inocent word, but I would not like to be buggered.

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miniswordsman

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Bugger always confused me, always made me think of a bug getting smashed on a windscreen for some reason, hence it got buggered, lol.

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