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 1346 Posts Member #: 2340 Post Whore Dublin Ireland |
13th Sep, 2011 at 08:24:46am
There is one missing of the list and it seems to be the one I generally go for,
On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:
I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers. ______________________________________________________ |
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 6752 Posts Member #: 828 Post Whore uranus |
13th Sep, 2011 at 08:33:05am
On 12th Sep, 2011 evolotion said:
5.rolling burnout. childish, but dont care lol yup this one . but with a twist (onatop) open door reach out and take baffle out of exhaust hoon up the inside at about a 100 and back off at the last minute , the overun backfire should scare the buffers into a big weave , dodge into the weave and pop out at the front flick to 20 psi and wheelspin from 50 to 70 . beep horn. sng sng. Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM |
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3006 Posts Member #: 2500 Post Whore Buckinghamshire |
13th Sep, 2011 at 12:29:58pm
Sounds just perfect.
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
13th Sep, 2011 at 12:34:19pm
just what i was thinking tadge lol Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
13th Sep, 2011 at 01:41:48pm
Get wintersurfer in front of them for a nice sooty spray from the zorst. In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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 1755 Posts Member #: 8852 Post Whore leicestershire |
13th Sep, 2011 at 02:32:12pm
#4 is compulsory just has to be done 13.95 1/4 mile on a 2.95 fd. Carnt be that hard to beat! |
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 207 Posts Member #: 9045 Senior Member Wolverhampton, West Midlands |
13th Sep, 2011 at 02:38:36pm
I reckon this should be one of the questions in the theory test |
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 8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
13th Sep, 2011 at 03:20:17pm
On 13th Sep, 2011 PaulH said:
There is one missing of the list and it seems to be the one I generally go for, - : Accelerate hard up to around 100mph and give the leader a dose of dump valve continue at this pace for a mile or so relise the temp is trough the roof. Pull over thinking to your self "I'll leet it cool down it's very hot to day" all the while you know it's mid November and in no way hot, and yess you guessed it you have busted the gasket and now you get the pleasure off waiving to all the nice people from the show and shine club through the steam and smoke billowing from under your bonnet. 
Hypothetically speaking, one would look at ones temperature gauge and think "I hope this thing doesn't overheat and cause one to break down before one can get off the A14 and hide." As it was I'm sure that it would be fine and ready to do the same again to that grey Riley Elf about 10 miles further on :) Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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 1648 Posts Member #: 9038 Post Whore Carlisle, Cumbria |
13th Sep, 2011 at 03:29:09pm
4 and maybe 3 depending on my mood haha |
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857 Posts Member #: 1778 Post Whore Northants |
13th Sep, 2011 at 03:47:35pm
So to conclude, it looks like as soon as we get in a turbo mini (or variant) we turn into 17 year old lads who have just passed their tests :) |
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 10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
13th Sep, 2011 at 03:49:27pm
Pretty much. With the van we were out on a tuning session and I found myself having an impromptu speed test with a 306-gti6 If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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1648 Posts Member #: 9038 Post Whore Carlisle, Cumbria |
13th Sep, 2011 at 03:50:16pm
On 13th Sep, 2011 sturgeo said:
So to conclude, it looks like as soon as we get in a turbo mini (or variant) we turn into 17 year old lads who have just passed their tests :) i dont have a turbo mini, but im only 20 as well. And i have just passed my test - cat c+e haha. |
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
13th Sep, 2011 at 03:53:37pm
On 13th Sep, 2011 John said:
Pretty much. With the van we were out on a tuning session and I found myself having an impromptu speed test with a 306-gti6 On two separate occasions! On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 2233 Posts Member #: 9037 Post Whore Doncaster, yorkshire |
13th Sep, 2011 at 04:02:40pm
Being the mature 19 year old lad I am, it has to be number one... Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs
On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:
Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble  |
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 296 Posts Member #: 9117 Senior Member Northampton |
13th Sep, 2011 at 06:49:16pm
hahaha voted before reading eveyones posts had to be 4 glad i wasnt the only one! Confessed addiction to everything mini |
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
13th Sep, 2011 at 07:02:42pm
On 13th Sep, 2011 bennyy said:
Being the mature gay 19 year old lad I am, it has to be number one... Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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1391 Posts Member #: 1686 Post Whore Oxford |
13th Sep, 2011 at 07:06:34pm
Surely its number two you should be suggesting wolfie?
On 13th Sep, 2011 wolfie said:
Thats better On 13th Sep, 2011 bennyy said: Being the mature gay 19 year old lad I am, it has to be number one... On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one |
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4314 Posts Member #: 700 Formerly British Open Classic The West Country |
13th Sep, 2011 at 07:33:04pm
On 13th Sep, 2011 fastcarl said:
If i was towing the Don and came a cross this i's flypast at a ton giving them the horn , then find them at the show and kick there dopors in lol It's very good of you to slow down for them Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer |
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4314 Posts Member #: 700 Formerly British Open Classic The West Country |
13th Sep, 2011 at 07:37:16pm
On 13th Sep, 2011 Tom Fenton said:
I did come across this one year on the way to Castle Combe, a load of show and shine wankers who had turned off the A road down the B road to Combe, and then all 15 of them had stopped for god knows what reason, almost totally blocking the junction, especially when towing a trailer. Full attack on the verge to shower them in crap (old A4 quattro was handy for this) and plenty of horn. Just be careful round Combe, on more than one occasion coming back from a track day. I've seen the local Bobbies out with speed traps,I'm guessing it's easy money for them. Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer |
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 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
13th Sep, 2011 at 09:16:59pm
4 got more votes got more votes than labour!!!! On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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2233 Posts Member #: 9037 Post Whore Doncaster, yorkshire |
13th Sep, 2011 at 09:18:35pm
thats the one pal On 13th Sep, 2011 wolfie said:
Thats better On 13th Sep, 2011 bennyy said: Being the mature gay 19 year old lad I am, it has to be number one... Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs
On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:
Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble |
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 392 Posts Member #: 5702 Senior Member Cornwall |
14th Sep, 2011 at 09:07:04am
Give them a sniff of torque steer correction with one hand, give them the bird with the other. |
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 825 Posts Member #: 2208 Post Whore Essex |
14th Sep, 2011 at 11:59:01am
lol so true, would spray them with black tar!
On 13th Sep, 2011 theoneeyedlizard said:
Get wintersurfer in front of them for a nice sooty spray from the zorst. |
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 5329 Posts Member #: 140 Proven 200+bhp & Avon Park 05,06,07 Class D 3rd place |
23rd Sep, 2011 at 06:16:37pm
lol look at number 4 :) Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
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8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
23rd Sep, 2011 at 06:27:32pm
Hooligans :) Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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