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JT

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just imagine the mess if you had done a turd on it lol

a rat covered in poo running around your house leaving skid marks everywhere lol

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RAT BASTARD indeed!

it could have been Much! worse! *frown*

imagine you on the carzie, been pissed and in full thrust and that going up your ass WOW!!!!! *surprised**surprised**surprised**surprised* *laughing* *laughing*






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I'm never ever using that toilet again!


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You realise that the rat is in fact Santa's advanced guard trying to find a way in to the house ?

Give him a mince pie and you'll get all your wishes for Xmas come true :)

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One of my naked rats escaped today so the mrs managed to catch it by shoving its head down the pipe of her dyson poor thing if it had any hair it would have looked mess, any ways for future reference rats seem to like hoovers very strange!! *Confused*


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fed it to the dog, he would have love that!


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Had a rat like that at my old work, i got the task of moving/killing it, got a spade and flung the little fucked about 15 ft into a tree, big thud and we never saw it again!

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Joe C

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Well...

Ive had a gnawing sounds coming from the kittchen/ bathroom area for a while, assumed that it was a rat got into the weatherboading so have put traps and poison out, but no takers... tonight there is a damp patch behind the toilet.... yep the little furry cunt has eaten the soil pipe so shitty water has leaked out and soaked into the plasterboard!!

luckily it looks like I can just replace the flexible pan connector behind the toilet to fix the leak, and break out the bleach, but any thoughts on how I can deter the fuckers from coming into the drain? maybe flush some poison down on a bit of string?

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
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Fire a shotgun at the rat bastards!

That will inevitably require a more involved repair of the soil pipe though.

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matty

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The rat bastard!!

Poison flushed down on a bit of string sounds like a plan to me. Make sure you have an air rifle on standby too. *happy*

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how about you leave some" flats to let "leaflets lying around and the little cunt may take the hint,lol

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Sneaky fat furry bugger !

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ok...

heres the damage the nibbly litle bastard has done...

this is what it should look like...



and this is what was left of the old one!



notice the total abscence of a seal!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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Brett

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rats are fucking weird things...

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Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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PMSL!!


On 24th Feb, 2012 fastcarl said:
how about you leave some" flats to let "leaflets lying around and the little cunt may take the hint,lol



if the litle shit comes back I'm going to boil up a gallon of water and turf that down the loo on him, not nice I know but I'll be buggered if I'm ending up wrist deep in feacles again....

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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theoneeyedlizard

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That doesn't look like a present job.

Why the fuck do rodents choose to swim in shit and eat plastic?

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On 25th Feb, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
That doesn't look like a present job.

Why the fuck do rodents choose to swim in shit and eat plastic?




theyre practising to be conservative politicans ?

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Hahaha!

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Joe C

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oh ar! a little bt of politics!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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that pipe looks a little flimsy for carrying shit!

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My wife would have the house up for sale before the furry shit got back down the pan. lol

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