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Edited by turbodave16v on 25th May, 2005.

300bhp at the wheels is good going, i thought standard cossie kicked out about 145bhp at the wheels

must have had some work done... bargain!

When you say about bringing the cossie to avon are you talking about the national mini showdown?

If so why are you bringing a cossie?

Infact why exactly are you on a mini site boasting about un mini related cars?

[quote=c20letmini,25/05/2005 00:36:34]
No, in your little world of mini's you obviously never seem to get around other cars, thats the problem with 90% of mini owners they have horse blinkers on, and never play with other cars.


I would agree with this with some Mini owners. However, on this site most people use their minis for fun and as second cars ( I certinally do).

The best car I know for £200, is my old Legacy Turbo which I sold for exactly that.

Wil

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

c20letmini, how many crashes have u had (by the looks of it a lot), and how old are u?

He can't reply, as he's been banned.

Let's just drop it here, eh

First of all that sounds like a right lot of fun for £200 nice one:)

c "it one day" 20letmini

""3 door or saph cossie.

the one and only proper RWD car to have and even though they were designed int he 1980's, they still make skyline owners cry. ""

Must be me but i can't see many skyline onwers crying over this, when they are sitting there with there relyable 600 bhp! and look at how many cossie are out there with 1000 bhp. I like cossies but skylines to.

I'm really glade you had a cossie at 19, you must really sleep better at nights and feel more of a man.

Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

http://www.mattwoodsphotography.com

well done alex "get rid of the scum on here"

Best 1/4 mile 13.2 seconds @116 mph
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on a carb?
First 5 port miniturbo to make over 200 bhp on Injection?

http://www.mattwoodsphotography.com

noooooo Don't!! I want to stay!

Team Racing

Jim, your a chav, chavs can stay

Chav!!! I think I'd rather be banned than a chav!

Team Racing

we all saw the nova back box on the mini at combe

it's not mine, I borrowed it

Team Racing

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please?

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chaville?
Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb? One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society

what a sack, im gutted i missed the argument in that one

well, i dont no what to say, thanks for the support guys n girls. i really didnt mean my honest post to end in a full blown argument leading to sum 1getting baned. feel wel guilty.
anyways the plan for the 200sx (the reason i got it) is that they are selling for about £1000 on ebay! this means the profit can be used to buy a metro turbo engine to complete my 1982 clubman estate project.
There was a method behind my madness, realy!

it may b small but it purfectly formed
http://photobucket.com/albums/v340/1976_mi...roject%20turbo/

£1000? Thought you could get them anywhere for £500! LOL!

I shouldn't worry about anyone being banned. Plenty of other forums around!

i no but it still dont seem right, people are still allowed their own oppinion, even tho he was the biggest tart going!

it may b small but it purfectly formed
http://photobucket.com/albums/v340/1976_mi...roject%20turbo/

Back to your drift machine - is it banana shaped yet?

na its perfectly straight. had it tank slap a few times but ill learn how to drive soon!

it may b small but it purfectly formed
http://photobucket.com/albums/v340/1976_mi...roject%20turbo/

Wow

Just read all this

That bloke was a bit of a prick wasn't he?

Certainly nothing intelligent or constructive to add.

Yeah but that goes for most of US.......

Well me anyway!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, no how you feel. y do you think i sed nothing when all this was goin on n let the moree knowledgeable members fight my battle for me! cowardly i know, but hay, its called using your brain!

it may b small but it purfectly formed
http://photobucket.com/albums/v340/1976_mi...roject%20turbo/

The only thing about you Tom, is if any of us ever meet you, we'll be dissapointed you don't look like your avatar!

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph