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fastcarl

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well it is now,

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On 29th Nov, 2013 fastcarl said:


however, my megane tow barge met an untimely demise last wednesday


Really!? I need a Megane rear drivers side window regulator for the brother in laws car to replace the one that committed suicide while sat in a car park all day!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


fastcarl

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You would have to speek to my nisurance company col as i somehow managed to insure it comprehensive, result,!!!

engineer valued it at 1500 of the queens finest , i could n't beleive my luck so snapped his hand off, lol

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On 29th Nov, 2013 fastcarl said:


however, my megane tow barge met an untimely demise last wednesday ,


What did you drive it into??!!


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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On 29th Nov, 2013 fastcarl said:
You would have to speek to my nisurance company col as i somehow managed to insure it comprehensive, result,!!!

engineer valued it at 1500 of the queens finest , i could n't beleive my luck so snapped his hand off, lol


Lol

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 29th Nov, 2013 Sprocket said:



On 29th Nov, 2013 fastcarl said:
You would have to speek to my nisurance company col as i somehow managed to insure it comprehensive, result,!!!

engineer valued it at 1500 of the queens finest , i could n't beleive my luck so snapped his hand off, lol


Lol

haha
beers on you carl
*Clapping*

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On 21st Sep, 2006 Paul S said:

Go on, be brave, put it in the car and tell us how it works.
Pity your bollocks are in line with the flywheel!
On 27th May, 2013 robert said:

putting my testicles on the line for turbo mini owners everywhere ,and they still work !


fastcarl

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a fucking transit van, lol. megane osf corner a goner good and proper, about 30 degs of neg camber lol and all the accompanying panels,,

On 29th Nov, 2013 Tom Fenton said:



On 29th Nov, 2013 fastcarl said:


however, my megane tow barge met an untimely demise last wednesday ,


What did you drive it into??!!

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apbellamy

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You're not doing well with your cars of late. Remind me not to get a lift with you...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Rob Gavin

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What happened to the mondeo Carl?


apbellamy

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Same thing!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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On 30th Nov, 2013 apbellamy said:
You're not doing well with your cars of late. Remind me not to lend you my car...


Quote edited!!


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


apbellamy

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fair play

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


fastcarl

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ging in a car with my lately could be a good ewrner with the right breif,

but just don't lend me a car,

rob the red mondeo bit the dust into the back of a Passat 13months ago ,lol

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Got to chuckle


fastcarl

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so did i or else i would cry,lol.

protected bonus is a god send ,lol

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Got a nice astra van for sale carl, im not lending you the mondeo you'd blow the fooker up

rick


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On 30th Nov, 2013 fastcarl said:


protected bonus is a god send ,lol




not sure how many accidents you can have until they revoke that £5 extra fella haha!
getting your moneys worth by the sounds of it *hehe!*

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On 21st Sep, 2006 Paul S said:

Go on, be brave, put it in the car and tell us how it works.
Pity your bollocks are in line with the flywheel!
On 27th May, 2013 robert said:

putting my testicles on the line for turbo mini owners everywhere ,and they still work !


fastcarl

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Rick, if it's the same pile of shite you had two years ago i wouldn't watn to borrow it as it only runs on two cyliners, or it did when last yopu picked me up in it lol.


carl


On 30th Nov, 2013 cossierick said:
Got a nice astra van for sale carl, im not lending you the mondeo you'd blow the fooker up

rick

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On 28th Nov, 2013 Sprocket said:
You think you've got it bad!?!

The missus bought a 61 plate Audi A1 from an Audi dealer. 12 month manufacturer warranty left. Three weeks of owning it and we start to notice that its intermittently not running right. Book it in with the garage for repair. Dropped it off on an evening for a cold start in the moring.

Its been in the garage for over two weeks. They have replaced the injectors, and a few other parts over the two weeks and today I get a call saying they are still not happy with the way its running and want to replace something else, now it will be next week before we likely get it back!

The car will have been in the garage half the time we have owned the car.

Lots of other little things that pissed us off with the way the dealer that sold us the car didn't get back to my calls asking where the service log book was, after looking through the mountain of documentation they give you, and fiunding it wasn't there. I ended up driving the 30 miles to Crewe to confront them in person, and oh, wouldn't you believe it, they sorted it there and then!

That and the feeling I am being fobbed off with every excuse as to why the parts ordered for the car have not turned up, three times, three different parts!

We bought an Audi thinking we would be getting a decent service, more so after the year I've had with Vauxhall. OK, I admit that the garage dealing with the car now are taking responsability and the Technician is at least concientious in making sure its right, but three weeks constantly waiting for parts! FFS!!! I'll be putting in a complaint for both garages!

Slight benefit of all this is that the Missus is now driving round in a 63 plate Audi Q3 S-Line. Not the same as your own car and its not the car she would have chosen, even after driving one.


Ok so i just had a phone call from the dealer. They are now replacing the engine!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


John

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Oh no! You just know it's never going to be right again!

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On 9th Dec, 2013 Sprocket said:


Ok so i just had a phone call from the dealer. They are now replacing the engine!


thats crap did you ever put it on vagcom? i found out that there as nothing wrong with ours apart from a low battery i took it out for a thrashing and within a few mins all warning lights had gone

Done now needs redoing lol


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On 9th Dec, 2013 John said:
Oh no! You just know it's never going to be right again!


well, I think it will be ok since replacing the engine is such a drastic and expensive affair, seeing as I am not paying for anything, it is in their best interest to get it right, or it will keep going back until it is. Official complaint going in to Audi UK for this little lot though. They,ve had the car more than half the time we have owned it!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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I'm not sure that VAGcom would have been any use since the dealer kit couldn't tel them what was wrong with it, they had to start throwing parts at it, and when that didn't work, Audi UK told them to take the cylinder head off. Audi UK then told them this morning to replace the whole engine lol.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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at least you get a free brand spanking engine wouldnt like to think what the cost of that would be

Done now needs redoing lol


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Volvo have been the same with my V50. they cant find out what's wrong with the steering but keep blaming it on warped discs (had 3 sets replaced)

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