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Mini_Andy

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chav 1: wow look at the chrome
chav 2: whats that thing
chav 1: thatz da zorst innit
chav 2: na da big thing before it
wolfie: Its a fukin turbo now fuk off and buy some more ripspeed stickers to go on your nova.


that would be my responce any way


giallofly

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The Stig..

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What motor is in that?

What does "she" push out?(it is an it... ARGGHHH!)

Is that an Mg metro turbo engine?

What does it do ?

if i had a pint for everytime i was ask those little dancers!

On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:


therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




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Dream on giallofly

visit http://www.adampoole.net !!!


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Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Mini_Andy

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lol @ JF


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On 10/08/2005 09:55:26 Super Adam said:

Dream on giallofly


Yeah, good plan, come on the forum as a new user and insult the guy with the quickest turbo mini in the UK 2 years running, FACT.

Come back when you can be polite.


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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My most annoying questions chavs asked were...

a) What you had out of it then? (top speed)
b) Dont the arches scrub
c) Whats insurance like then
d) Is that the turbo? (pointing at carb)
e) Is that for the nitrous (looking at fuel pressure regulator!)

Previous Engine: 1040cc Morespeed engine, 1275 turbo head T2 Turbo Mirage Manifolds Megajolt
Previous engine: STD metro turbo, megajolt
Drives: 399bananahp (flywheel) Honda Civic Vtec b18c4 T28 Turbo 1968 Mini

Megajolt maps to download: http://www.jamesfawcett.co.uk/cms/index.ph...&gid=3&Itemid=3


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not as bad as the fitters at my local bathwick tyres

young lad shouts over his mates as "this mini's got a cossie engine fitted"

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


Mini_Andy

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ah good old bathwick, i went there with my old mini whilst 4 of them gawped at it i told one of them to change the n/s/r tyre as he started removing the o/s/r so i questioned him, his answer.

"oh yea i always make that mistake"

concerning really


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On 10/08/2005 11:34:51 Tom Fenton said:

On 10/08/2005 09:55:26 Super Adam said:

Dream on giallofly


Yeah, good plan, come on the forum as a new user and insult the guy with the quickest turbo mini in the UK 2 years running, FACT.

Come back when you can be polite.

*surprised*
I meant like he can dream on about gettin a pint every time he was asked a question bout his car! Sorry guys!*blush*

visit http://www.adampoole.net !!!


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In your defence - I knew what you meant... I had to go back and re-read it to figure out what Tom was talking about though - Then it became obvious how it was mis-interpreted *wink*

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Oh good then. everyone now knows what I meant to say*happy* lets just get back to the topic and pretend it never happened

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The Stig..

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Yeah i knew what you meant...

Wind your neck in tom!! *wink*

JF..

On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:


therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




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JF, at least you know who's behind you in a fight *wink*


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Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams

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