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HAHAHAHA

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

I got Kurt a set of underpants with an elephants trunk on the front last year. *smiley*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


APS

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Bastard, give it away why don't you *happy*

Lol

On 4th Dec, 2013 Sprocket said:

whether its a butt plug or a shower cap.

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On 4th Dec, 2013 Sprocket said:


On 4th Dec, 2013 Andy500 said:
Then how the frig will you know who or where to send the gift to?


On 4th Dec, 2013 wolfie said:
no not names and addresses its secret santa ffs


It's 'Secret santa' that means that the Addressee is simply 'Secret Santa' and then the postal address, that way when the parcel turns up, you know exactly that it is your secret santa prezzie.

The main point to raise here is that it is in the spirit of christmas. Not knowing whom you are sending the parcel too and not knowing whome sent the parcel keeps the meaning of giving the gift in the first place, whether its a butt plug or a shower cap.

Bottom line, you are not supposed to know who sent it, or who receives it, that is the whole point, it's 'Secret'.

People will post up what they received afterwards, and only then will the person who sent it will find out who they bought the prezzie for, and, depending on the reaction of the receiver, would you then own up as being the one who sent it *happy*


Good point...I'm stoopid!


APS

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That's it, i'm posting you a pregnancy test *happy*


On 4th Dec, 2013 Shauna said:
Haha true, I'd rather someone put my name down as my mother has a habit of opening post that isn't hers. Then again, if I get something from madmk1 the look on her face when she pulls out some sort of gross sex toy will be well worth it.

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God knows what you lot think about me lol, I really am a nice guy *smiley*

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


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On 4th Dec, 2013 madmk1 said:
God knows what you lot think about me lol, I really am a nice guy *smiley*


underneath the ball gag and gimp mask your honour........

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Swansea boyo!

For the love of god, don't get her hopes up haha.


On 4th Dec, 2013 APS said:
That's it, i'm posting you a pregnancy test *happy*


On 4th Dec, 2013 Shauna said:
Haha true, I'd rather someone put my name down as my mother has a habit of opening post that isn't hers. Then again, if I get something from madmk1 the look on her face when she pulls out some sort of gross sex toy will be well worth it.

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Sorry im Late posting hopefully still enter!


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Nicky
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You need to PM me as well as putting your name on the list. Am going to PM Dev11 and WRLondon now but we'll have to ask for anyone else thinking about it to come forward ASAP so we can dish out names. I am going to include your recipients name, keep your name as sender a secret though. Maybe next year we'll double blind it?


John

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Exciting!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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Looking forward to finding out who's getting this educational pressent lol

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madmk1

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So when's the cut off Nicky?? Ie all names are in the hat,,, So we can start looking for stuff. *smiley*

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


madmk1

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This is the best give ever!!!

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


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bit more than a £5 but im sure it would be a worthwhile investment

i'd prefer to recieve the cat that shits its own weight in gold a everyday if you get me si lol

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On 21st Sep, 2006 Paul S said:

Go on, be brave, put it in the car and tell us how it works.
Pity your bollocks are in line with the flywheel!
On 27th May, 2013 robert said:

putting my testicles on the line for turbo mini owners everywhere ,and they still work !


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On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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Cut off is now, I have my addresses so will work on the list and dish.


Nicky
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Right, all PMs should be waiting for you.

Please let me know ASAP if I have cocked up, because I'm out so I can enlist myself and I'm sure I can force another one or two people into it if needed.

Also, apologies for the very formal PM. I just wanted to get 19 of them out quickly.


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let the fun begin!


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Hehe!

Thats my victim sorted! *smiley*

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Andy500

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Simon, just out of intrest what magazine is that your reading with the drilldo advertisment?


John

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Looks like the viz to me.

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lee.pb

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ha santa is on his way lol

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MITP 2013 16.83 seconds 1/4 mile


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Swansea boyo!

I hope my secret santa hasn't just added me on facebook..

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Haha that sounds so bad mate lol.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.

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