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Vegard&Nic

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Room 212. Come on up ladies. Please

Two attractive women wanted for different activities. Cleanliness is preferred. Physically that is, not mentally.


Jimster
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are you pair an item now??? has wolfie's mate shown you the new way??? bloody swingers!!

I'm outa here!

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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Vegard&Nic

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Room 212. Come on up ladies. Please

Nah, we're just after the same "stuff". Instead of making two wanted ads, we've made one. Simplicity man!


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hahaha.

Maybe together you can afford onof these not a link to be used in work

Edited by wil_h on 28th Jul, 2006.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Jimster
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how did you know about that website wil??

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


wil_h

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Betwix Harrogate and York

errmmmm.....

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Turbo Shed

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Vegard&nic

if you have a great response to you add and cant cope with all the ladies, you can always pass a few my way. lol


Ric

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Vegard&Nic, why don't you just pay for it? *wink*


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Sold the turbo and seeing what the C20XE can do!

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I was in holland last week and this bloke was telling me for 500 euro's in amsterdam you go to a brothel, have as much as you want to drink and get the choice of however many women you want for 6 hours!!

not a bad deal!! *happy*


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That sounds like one of those "a friend of mine has this rash and itching sensation on his d**k and wonders what he should do about it...." kind of statements :)

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Turbo Shed

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the alternative is to invest in some beer gogles or cider visor and go to the local night club on a grab a granny night.

well thats what a "friend" of mine said to do! lol


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guys come and stay with me, this place is walking distance to from my house
http://www.121mystiques.co.uk/

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


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On 28/07/2006 13:43:41 iain said:

I was in holland last week and this bloke was telling me for 500 euro's in amsterdam you go to a brothel, have as much as you want to drink and get the choice of however many women you want for 6 hours!!

not a bad deal!! *happy*

i like the idea of not having to sweet talk anyone, infact you can be as uncooth as you like

"Listen Pet av paid me cash now dee as a tell ya like.... am a geordie me like,,, geet kleva ! ya naa what a mean pet?....by the way am geet massive n aal... so a shud get proppa discount like"

Edited by Richie on 28th Jul, 2006.



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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cripes, you know how to woo the laides!

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


Turbo Shed

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i didnt understand any of that. must have a different language up norf (norf of the thames)


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say it how i have typed it exactly and you will sound geordie too !!! you can all go and say that to the ladies !!!! then we can have a black eye thread :)



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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On 28/07/2006 16:57:16 my first turbo said:

say it how i have typed it exactly and you will sound geordie too


I sounded more like the Italian guy out of 'Allo 'Allo........


"What a mistake-a to make-a!"


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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"say it how i have typed it exactly and you will sound geordie too !!! you can all go and say that to the ladies !!!! then we can have a black eye thread "


i once went for a drink with a friend who had joined the navy. we went to a club called joanna's in southampton and played the top drinking game of who can get slapped the most.

simple rules, go up to a female (any female, your pissed it doesn't matter, they all look reasonable with beer gogles), ask them for a s"£g, get slapped or get lucky

cuts out all that forplay crap


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classic !!!! except lasses up north slap you with a pint glass in their hand hahahaha !!!



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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ayeee usually the one you`ve just bought the bitch too

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....


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hahahahaha Mark knows the score ohhh yes :) :) :)



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






Nic

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jim, as tempting as it is even if i paid for it, i think id still get turned down


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On 28/07/2006 17:15:18 Turbo Shed said:

we went to a club called joanna's in southampton


Ha ha ha!

Brilliant place! Been there several times!

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
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Vegard&Nic

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Room 212. Come on up ladies. Please

TTT

there seems to be a lack of response

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