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everyone in my department has gone home and left me alone

so far i have removed the mouse balls and superglued the tipex to our admin ladys desk

now for more mischief .......

He he he he, next job, open up telephone handsets, place sellotape over the earpiece.

Cling film toilets.

Swap "Gents" and "Ladies" signs around.

you think licking the biscuits is to much?

swap the 'N' and 'M' around on all the keyboards

hehehehe

yes...


Blu-takking phone recievers down is good. As is releasing the cord from phones such that it's 'just' in place, but once it is picked up, falls out...
If you have enough room - swap phone leads around aswell...

Red food die in tippex works wonders.

Best one of all is the 'autocorrect' feature in word however... Have an experiment with it; and set it up such that it changes their name for example from 'neil' to gaylord'. :)

oh, there are LOADS more....

cant do the phones or i will be creating loads of work for myself!

i will play about with the autocorrect though

swop all the key boards to differnt monitors so people are typing on somones elses screen!! lol

My build thread..

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Lol at swaping keyboards. I'll have to remember that one. :)

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi

heh heh, what fun!

we have more 'people fuelled' humor here. lots of rinning each other and saying 'COCK' when they pick up, shooting each other with BB guns, or generally chucking stuff about

so what do you office lot actoly do??
sounds like school to me lol

My build thread..

http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=542985

that 'autocorrect' gag is great, im using that one tomorrow!

A good one where I work is filling peoples hard hats up with water, it is common when taking your hat off to leave it upside-down, but quite often you will just pick it up and chuck it on your head without looking at it, hence this can work soaking people!

Another one is to lob a cup full of water over the closed trap doors in the shithouse and then run away!

disconnect the toilet handle in the cysten

no flush mega embarrasing

disconnect the network cable for the PC but leave it so it looks like its in place

I've just done this: Get a remote control for the wall socket for the electrics. If you turn the screen on the computers on and off, they'll think it's the screensaver coming on too early. They'll rattle the mouse like madmen! Even more fun if you've got a couple. :)

Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Where do you get these devices Vegard!

I got one of those from B&Q (B&Queue?). Must bring it into work now!

A prank that used to be played her by the students were to get a peice of tin foil, remove a network cable and put it on the cable and replace cable, used to take the network down for days until the tech staff found the cable with the tin foil ha ha, they fixed that though.

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Computer prank. take the desktop screenshot of your collogue computer's desktop, (you press prtscn button then go to paint apps, paste save it, use image viewer to make it full screen)

They will pee off by clicking everything on those and nothing will pop up..

Computer prank. take the desktop screenshot of your collogue computer's desktop, (you press prtscn button then go to paint apps, paste save it, use image viewer to make it full screen)

They will pee off by clicking everything on those and nothing will pop up..

^^^^LOL

**goes off to managers computer**

Computer remote desktop fun. You could control other collogue computer. full access. Think what sort of fun you can do to it..... one little snag. you ave to enable it on thier computer phyiscally. (go to control panel > system, click on remote tab, click the box in "allow user to connect this computer something like that", then give yourself a permission... go back to your pc.. start it.. fun begin!!!

This is best one of all computer prank.
May I introduce you 'Net send'....

Go to command prompt (start > run, type in box 'command.com' without ')
type in the black box 'net send computername message' without '

for example: Net send Vrooom Im watching you.

vrooom is my computer name. so u need to find out the computer name on your network. 'net view' list all computer on network. so pick the computer you want to send the messages to.

example: your collugue is picking his nose. You could send him a message net send collugue1 Oi, stop picking your nose!

he will freak out

Theres that website Radio 1 are going on about, where you can send emails and texts and make it look like its from someone else. :)

I cant think of the web name though...

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi

If a colleague has a visitor / guest coming in - or the manager is coming over (and you have the oppoirtunity) - hit print screen, past into whatever, print it off full-size for their screensize, then stick it really badly over their monitor to make it look like they're pretending to do work...
This works even better if they normally have graphs, or some kind of fancy crap on their screen.
And to top it off - open up and start playing minesweeper or solitaire on the actual desktop - so when they rip it off trying to make out it's nothing to do with them, the reality is there for all to see... :)