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wolfie

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one good reason not to wear a wedding ring while working on your motor!

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Jackman

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OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

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Minimad69

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I reckon that may have tickled a little bit


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yum yum, looks delicious.

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Joe C

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is that the ring still in there on the right hand side!!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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AL

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Oh dear, thats nasty


matty

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That made me gag!!!

Who's hand is that?

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colas

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You should put a warning on that one LOL.


clubminiflip

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oh my oh my thats urrrrh, i feel ill, i was about to do my dinner too! 'm just gonna have a cuppa rosie lee now!

hope thats not your hand wolfie, that is one painful thing! marrige hurts

Edited by clubminiflip on 14th Feb, 2007.

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Jay#2

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I nearly blew then! Aww that's rotten! I knew a fella that got hung by his wedding ring from his truck when he opened the roller door.

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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Paul S

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Bugger, wifes just shouted "Teas ready" :(

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I remember a friend telling me a story once.
H was on his way to work early one morning, and saw a guy outside a local shopping centre, in a bit of a state.
He stopped to see what was up.
The guy had been climbing over the fence to get into work ( security handt opened the gate ! ) and he fell off the fence near the top....excelpt his ring had caught under the wire of the fence.

It ripped his finger off.

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minimark

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thank fuck i`m single

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RogerM

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I like nice quiet girly Minis

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

JHC ..... how did that happen????

Every day is a school day ...........

How fast and how expensive ...... the same question...

On 27th of Sep, 2007 at 12:45pm Jimster said:

why do you you think I got a girlfriend with small hands?


Monster22

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Thanks sick, change the thread title to put a warning please......as thats really sick.


JT

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i bet theres a few squemish(SP?) people that just fainted lol

what happend then wolfie? is it your finger??

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so thats what salami is made of....

Edited by joeybaby83 on 14th Feb, 2007.

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Turbo Tel

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When I was 16 and joined the RAF that was EXACTLY the kind of picture they showed us.. I have NEVER worn any kind of jewelry since!!!

The best one was a picture of a ejection seat bolt right up an arm!!

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To be fair, seen worse. When I was in a hangar a guy was coming down the scaffold off the tail of the aircraft, slipped but got his thumb jammed in the scaffold... pop and there was no thumb! I think they managed to reattach it after they found it tho...

There is no sense crying over every mistake- you just keep on trying til you run out of cake.


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felt the need to post it on another forum in "the room of wrongness" !

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