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had to chaperone some biddys to the toby last night

we were sat next to 3 Neds, the female comes back and states "only got roasties as i think the mash is out of season"

the others agreed

I really had to bite my tongue couldent cause a scene infront of the biddies

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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What is a Ned? Is it a Swindonian chav?!


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I've not heard them be called Neds in years!! Showing your age, neil!


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Somewhere around Swindon

uNEDucated tom

so yes a swindon chav

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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sums up most of swindon lol


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there called ned's in scotland..

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never heard of it....

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This is the place*laughing*

Remember those Tamagotchi virtual pets? Check out the Nedagotchi

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PMSL

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Yep I agree with TD........


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While we speak the same language, Brits and Americans, this thread makes absolutely no sense to me! haha! Biddies? Tobys? Neds? Mash? Roasties?

Edited by Lance Link on 3rd Apr, 2007.

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PMSL THAT NEDAGOTCHI *tongue*

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if you leave him for a while, thats when he askes for stuff *tongue*

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On 3rd of Apr, 2007 at 02:17am Lance Link said:
While we speak the same language, Brits and Americans, this thread makes absolutely no sense to me! haha! Biddies? Tobys? Neds? Mash? Roasties?


Biddies - Old Lady
NED/Charva/Chav/Townies - Scum like sub-human teenagers
Mash - Mashed Potato
Roasties - Roasted Potatoes

Aye there charvas in north east. Its funny how america, the massive country it is, has maybe three or four accents, deep south (like cleetus on the simpsons) etc etc.

Britain has about well over 20 local common accents and every accent has even more local versions!, then you have welsh/gaelic/ and so on!

Edited by webba on 3rd Apr, 2007.


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I heard the word CHAV is short for Chelternham Averages.....?

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There are a large number of synonyms and regional variations of "chav", including "scally", "townie", "kev", "ned" "Mallie" and "charva". It has been suggested that "charva" (or "charv") predates "chav" as a dialect word in North East England (where the term would be used in referring to an unruly young mine-worker) and Edinburgh, Scotland, and that "chav" may be a derivative term; they at least appear to share the same possible etymology in the Romani word "chavi" . The Cockney term chavvy for a baby or toddler has been in use for decades and almost certainly derives from "chavi". In some regions, Chavs are referred to as "Burbs", given their association with Burberry clothing. The term "ned" is the widely accepted term commonly used throughout Scotland to describe a "chav". The use of the word "chav" can also be traced to the town of Chatham, Medway in Kent, where the word has been in use for several generations to describe a person on the dole. To be "on the dole" was to be "on the chav". It was a local joke that people from Chatham dressed a certain way and were frequently on the dole, which led to the term "Chatham Chav".


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Soo complex for such simple people...Lol

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On 3rd of Apr, 2007 at 08:14am webba said:

Its funny how america, the massive country it is, has maybe three or four accents, deep south (like cleetus on the simpsons) etc etc.

Britain has about well over 20 local common accents and every accent has even more local versions!, then you have welsh/gaelic/ and so on!


Thanks for the definitions. :) The original post makes perfect sense now! haha

In the US we have a number of accents. Most are region or ethnic based. But since we haven't been around for too long as a country, those accents aren't nearly as distinct as many of the accents in the UK!

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