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wil_h

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Yesterday at Tesco I treated my self to some new pants, those tight sort of boxer shorts.

Anyway, this morning I put them on then went to work (obviously I put trousers and a shirt on as well!!).

After a couple of brews it was time for a piss, guess what, no hole in the pants to get your nob out!

I have checked that they were on the right way round and that they are mans pants, what a con. Can you return soiled pants? They're not to dirty, but you never can shake it quite enough.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


matty

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PMSL...Had the exact same thing with some other boxers...I discovered they didn't have an drain hole *laughing*....accept I'd had a few pints and was bursting stood at the urinal thinking what the fuck now!!!*laughing*

Pretty certain you can't take them back if there opened...especially if you explain "you found that you couldn't quite shake enough" lol

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi


Paul S

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It's womens attempt to make us sit down to piss!

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


Jason G

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Sitting down like a lass helps if your spinning out in a hammered pissed up state!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Nic

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HAHAHA, well you must make these sacrifices if you want to be a victim of fashion


joeybaby83

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you could pull the 'not fit for purpose' cards...drink a shit load of water and give them an in store demonstration....

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I have the solution for you
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/30-ILEOSTOMY-COLOSTO...1QQcmdZViewItem

133.5 bhp 123 lb torque 116mph @6640rpm 9.5psi
Shakespear RWYB 14.995 91.83mph


BENROSS

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get the knife out and cut a hole out....lol






matty

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On 5th of Jun, 2007 at 11:06pm BENROSS said:
get the knife out and cut a hole out....lol


I would strongly recommend taking boxers off first for this 'mod'...*laughing*

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1380turbo

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Working up the BHP ladder.




On 5th of Jun, 2007 at 07:31pm chinlesswonder said:
I have the solution for you
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/30-ILEOSTOMY-COLOSTO...1QQcmdZViewItem


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

LMAO *laughing**laughing**laughing*

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