Why Do Men Die First??
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Why Do Men Die First??
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>This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ...... but, now we
>know.
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>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...
>you're a male chauvinist.
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>If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
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>If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
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>If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay. this is exploitation.
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>If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your
>lazy behind and find something better.
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>If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favouritism.
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>If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity.
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>If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
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>If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
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>If you cry............you're a wimp.
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>If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
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>If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
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>If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
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>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
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>If SHE asks you..........it's a favour.
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>If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
>pervert.
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>If you don't.............you're gay.
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>If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist.
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>If you don't................you're unromantic.
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>If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
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>If you don't...............you're a slob.
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>If you buy her flowers............you're after something.
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>If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
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>If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself.
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>If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
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>If she has a headache............she's tired.
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>If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
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>If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
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>If you don't................there must be someone else.
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>Men die first because they want to.

very good, but also very true!

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