Ebay eejit...
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This knob asked me IMO a daft question on this item..

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...:MESE:IT&ih=008

his Q.. does the tank come with nething or is it just the tank

My A was to the tune of does it say anything or the description or anything else in the picture?

Maybe a little sarcy but a stupid question

his reply... does it say your a twat urrrrrrrrr big yes

My reply... F off you cock end...

next reply.... and thats the best you can come up with wow and your the educated won i bet your mum/dads well proud of you heres a clap especially for you CLAP!!!!! CLAP!!!!!

PLEASE feel free to log onto jam3s3ans3ll on ebay and ask him questions about his items.

http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZjam3s3ans3ll

Let's wind this pillock right up.

Ask some real dozey question in a sarcy manor then post his poorly spelt answers..

That is an order not a request


JF

Edited by giallofly on 12th Aug, 2007.

Sorted. The Leather Poof item says "COLLECTION ONLY DUE TO WAIT!!!"

I asked ""the item says "COLLECTION ONLY DUE TO WAIT!!!" I'm still waiting, why is it collection only?

Is that good enough?

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

i asked do the model cars come with the "puff"

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

Fantastic... wind this loser right up...

JF...

he put in one of his items he accepts cash! i asked if he'll accept jelly beans, i have lots & lots of them

his spelling is worse than mine! plonka!

SKYLINES ARE LIKE CLITS, EVERY FLANGE SEEMS TO HAVE ONE: see this sticker on my silvia

the Search-section on this forum is blummin superb & simple to use, unlike some other forums, without the search-section & the help of this bunch of chaps on here i'll never be able to !!!Start the day with a 998cc turbo!!! :) i'm getting closer though!

Tom Fenton says: I have it all, make me an offer

on his filter...

performance inhancing chrome air filter fits most models of cars supurb condition and makes a grat SOUND!!!! when put on ne car!!!!! cash excepted

Does "ne" mean any?..I think it does in chav talk, maybe some with a Buggatti should message him?...or a 1939 something or other?..

JF.

on his filter...

performance inhancing chrome air filter fits most models of cars supurb condition and makes a grat SOUND!!!! when put on ne car!!!!! cash excepted

Does "ne" mean any?..I think it does in chav talk, maybe some with a Buggatti should message him?...or a 1939 something or other?..

JF.

lol i looked at the pic & he has rather chubby hands lol

defo a chav where txt speak is normal in day to day life, i think someone should give him stick about his little pouffe(poof) hehe

Edited by clubminiflip on 12th Aug, 2007.

SKYLINES ARE LIKE CLITS, EVERY FLANGE SEEMS TO HAVE ONE: see this sticker on my silvia

the Search-section on this forum is blummin superb & simple to use, unlike some other forums, without the search-section & the help of this bunch of chaps on here i'll never be able to !!!Start the day with a 998cc turbo!!! :) i'm getting closer though!

Tom Fenton says: I have it all, make me an offer

on his filter...

performance inhancing chrome air filter fits most models of cars supurb condition and makes a grat SOUND!!!! when put on ne car!!!!! cash excepted

Does "ne" mean any?..I think it does in chav talk, maybe some with a Buggatti should message him?...or a 1939 something or other?..

JF.

on his filter...

performance inhancing chrome air filter fits most models of cars supurb condition and makes a grat SOUND!!!! when put on ne car!!!!! cash excepted

Does "ne" mean any?..I think it does in chav talk, maybe some with a Buggatti should message him?...or a 1939 something or other?..

JF.

"Can I pay for the pouff by westurn union money transfure"

If only I had read the description, apparantly he wants cash on collection.

Lets see if he will post it to me...

Double post...ooops

Edited by giallofly on 12th Aug, 2007.

Gents you are doing well...

JF.

Me "Can I pay for the pouff by westurn union money transfure?"

Seller -"whats that?? does the money transfer from one bank straight to another"

Me - "Kind of, obviously the bank charges you for this service. What sort of postage costs would you be looking at for the poof?

Seller - "im not sure as it is a big item preferably collection only but i will see how much a courier is if your serious about buying it thanx james"

Me - "Can you not wrap some brown paper and string around it, then run it to the local post office for me?"

Seller - "i can but as its real leather and its a big heavy item im not sure how much it would cost"


Then he was super helpful and even managed to get me a postage price, sorry JF but i cant fault this guy!


Seller - "i bought a black one from scotland last month and it cost me £60 postage so im really not sure where would you like it delivered to and ill find out how much it wil cost for you
thanx james"

Edited by SumpNut on 12th Aug, 2007.

Spelling might be due to the bloke being one of these well looked after asylum seekers. LOL, their spelling is probibly better anyway.

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 12th of Aug, 2007 at 09:42pm clubminiflip said:
lol i looked at the pic & he has rather chubby hands lol

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

think about this, may be its his eejit son selling the chrome filter and sub woofer.

What cruser would have a cream leather pooffe in his living room, i cant see the two being the same seller

Edited by Sprocket on 12th Aug, 2007.

lol carl quality! he does seem a helpful chap to be honest haha

its been worth giving him the stick for the laughs

SKYLINES ARE LIKE CLITS, EVERY FLANGE SEEMS TO HAVE ONE: see this sticker on my silvia

the Search-section on this forum is blummin superb & simple to use, unlike some other forums, without the search-section & the help of this bunch of chaps on here i'll never be able to !!!Start the day with a 998cc turbo!!! :) i'm getting closer though!

Tom Fenton says: I have it all, make me an offer

just asked...

Does any air come with the filter, or just the filter?

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"

He made of mde an effort finding out some postage costs but I always make sure the pic looks ahlf decent, not with piles of shite in the background...

Thanks for giving this bloke some flack...

Sorry but this bloke went on a slagging off mission with me!

jam3s-ans3ll@hotmail.com is his email if anyone knows what to do with it..

JF.

Isd that a Tamia model of a Scooby or a Skyline in that poof?

Mailed him the classic "Discount for cash?" on his chrome air filter

Just asked him how many dbs his airfilter gives off...........

Ebay update................
He answered question!
Not joking, he said...........

5- 9db depending on what moter you have

lol