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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
27th Jan, 2008 at 07:30:00pm
I went to my local somerfords earlier tonight for some dog food, as i was approching (40 zone) i see somthing across the road i locked up and stopped a foot away, it was nylon yes nylon rope tied accross the road at waist height, i see what at the time looked like 3 youths running one had a distinctive stripey top on, i untied the rope and decided to have a word, they had run into an industial estate in north swindon that i had to drive around 5 mins to get to, anyway i am driving around this estate when i see stripey top toerag running down the road, i pull up across him get out and ask whats going on, he burst into tears saying it was not him when i got my phone out and called the police he had a full on sat on the floor tantrum, there was alot of noise going on in the unit (triumph underwear) behind me things being smashed up and broken, the stripey toerag shouts at me that its all there fault and that i should stop them smashing stuff up, i replied with the police can deal with them and as its a dead end they have to come this way so i dont need to chase them, with that theres a bang and it all goes quite, i hear some shouting and these two lads come out carring a lifeless body of a kid, i ran over put him on the floor and made sure he was still breathing, put him in the revovery position and made sure his airways were clear of tongue, obviously then phoned an ambulance amulance took approx 5 mins to come and he was just coming round as they arrived, police turned up a few mins after and i left
Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 8297 Posts Member #: 408 Turbo Love Palace Fool Aylesbury |
27th Jan, 2008 at 07:38:03pm
Wtf happened to him then? Sounds like the BAC was lucky you were there.
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
27th Jan, 2008 at 07:39:20pm
fell of the roof of the building approx 18 feet Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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Site Admin  6293 Posts Member #: 1 The boring bloke who runs this place. Berkshire |
27th Jan, 2008 at 07:40:17pm
WTF. I love swindon.
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 2909 Posts Member #: 83 Post Whore Glasgow, Scotland |
27th Jan, 2008 at 07:57:44pm
we get a few wee shites wander into our work if were doing overtime, they usually go aroudn teh induatrial estates looking for stuff to nick. Anyhoo, one evening they had got onto the roof of a warehouse to try nick what was inside it, one o them fell through and croaked it. Turns out the wearhouse was being used to grow weed, and as the we chap died there the police got involved and uncovered the whole mess.
turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)
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Site Admin   1921 Posts Member #: 333 Post Whore Tadley, Hampshire |
27th Jan, 2008 at 08:10:38pm
Well done Wolfie! |
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 2924 Posts Member #: 95 Post Whore liverpool-on-sea |
27th Jan, 2008 at 08:20:05pm
well done wolfie but lets hope theyve learnt there lesson. no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.
On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl. |
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 834 Posts Member #: 2017 Post Whore Warwick. |
27th Jan, 2008 at 08:34:03pm
he was unconcious from the fall i take it? and so made a recovery David. |
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 3249 Posts Member #: 1194 Post Whore Shropshire. |
27th Jan, 2008 at 08:36:38pm
On 27th Jan, 2008 AlexB said:
WTF. I love swindon. Im sure you get this sort of stuff in every town / city and allot worse.. all the same well done wolfie. Edited by MarkGTT on 27th Jan, 2008. |
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 3184 Posts Member #: 628 Post Whore a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne |
27th Jan, 2008 at 08:48:37pm
the sad and irritating thing is that the lil shits parents will try and prosecute the factory even though their shiester of a son should not have been climbing up there in the first place. Well done mate its comforting to know that there are a few nice people left !
On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though! |
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 6752 Posts Member #: 828 Post Whore uranus |
27th Jan, 2008 at 08:53:35pm
ever thought of getting channel 4 to do a real life documentary of a week in the life of 'neil? Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM |
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 3692 Posts Member #: 1833 Formally mini_majic Auckland, New Zealand |
27th Jan, 2008 at 09:10:35pm
round of applause to that man. feels good knowing you've done the right thing even if they are little shits!!!! |
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 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
27th Jan, 2008 at 09:13:23pm
Well done wolfie.
On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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3184 Posts Member #: 628 Post Whore a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne |
27th Jan, 2008 at 09:26:35pm
dont give us that nowt for em to do shite Jason psml they build kids allsorts but the fuckers just burn it down !
On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though! |
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 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
27th Jan, 2008 at 09:27:52pm
well neil your a good man. On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
27th Jan, 2008 at 09:52:29pm
well done mate
"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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2924 Posts Member #: 95 Post Whore liverpool-on-sea |
27th Jan, 2008 at 09:56:27pm
no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.
On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl. |
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
27th Jan, 2008 at 10:16:16pm
upside is i still had my wallet when i left Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 1913 Posts Member #: 1392 Pointless Post Whore Liverpool, North west |
27th Jan, 2008 at 11:09:43pm
Good work wolfie, Life saver.
Back once again like a renegade master |
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 9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
27th Jan, 2008 at 11:20:16pm
On 27th Jan, 2008 wolfie said:
upside is i still had my wallet when i left But do you have your hubcaps? Pesky shit bags, I hope they learn their lesson Good on you neil, i hope you remembered to untie that rope aswell |
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
27th Jan, 2008 at 11:25:34pm
On 27th Jan, 2008 wolfie said:
somerfords earlier tonight for some dog food Somerfords sell dog food now as well as Mini parts? Your one-stop supplies shop!! Pedantry over, I think you did well to contain your temper at these little fuckers being an ex-biker yourself, in a car you'd most likely be OK but what about some poor sod just trundling along minding their own business on a bike? I honestly despair at the things youngsters get up to these days, surely being in a factory unauthorised is tantamount to breaking and entering? Maybe I'm wrong but when I was growing up I didn't do anything like that, possibly as I knew it was wrong and had some morals, but also possibly as I had a certain amount of respect/fear of my father and wouldn't have wanted to incur his wrath. All this "no slapping kids" shit pisses me off, of course no one likes child abuse, but a slap on the arse when a kid has been a little fucker surely means they will think twice next time.
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
27th Jan, 2008 at 11:28:33pm
somerfields lol Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 9812 Posts Member #: 332 Resident Cylinder Head Modifier Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem |
28th Jan, 2008 at 10:32:49am
your a natural model citisen wolfie
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 6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
28th Jan, 2008 at 10:52:36am
I guy i know who owns a Rover Scrap Yard caught a smack head breaking into an old classic rover hed just finished doing up. He smashed both his knees with a lump hammer, tied him up, put him in the boot of his car and took into the middle of the sticks and chucked him out! The fella got 3 years in prison, not for breaking his knees but for kidnapping. I dont think the smackhead will be breaking into anymore of his cars. 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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