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This afternoon I was happily working away on the car when the misses got home from work. She popped her head round the garage door, looked at the car and said "So exactly what have you been doing out here for months, it looks just like it did when you got it."

I know it takes ages at the early stages of the build to make it look like progress, but there is no need for comments like that. Next time she gets ready to go out, and spends an hour or two putting on a frock and face I may have to return the compliment!

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i think they do understand ben , just know how to annoy !! something got her goat at work or something else at home ?

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I think she was trying to be funny. That should be left to men and fat birds like Jo Brand.

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Mines the same mate. sarcy fuker at times...
I just ignore it now and give her little more attention.. *tongue*

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You would never get away with saying that, she'll never put the two together.

I'm happily very tolerant of Alex's tinkering and splashing of cash on cars, but even I got disheartened with the mini when it hadn't changed in 12 months when we first got it. At the time I was buying stuff for it too, so we both kept spending and it didn't change!


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On 8th Feb, 2008 Nicky said:
You would never get away with saying that, she'll never put the two together.

I'm happily very tolerant of Alex's tinkering and splashing of cash on cars, but even I got disheartened with the mini when it hadn't changed in 12 months when we first got it. At the time I was buying stuff for it too, so we both kept spending and it didn't change!



the reason it probably didn't appear to change is because you have acctually got to go out into the garage and fit the parts you bought, they wont fit them selves,lol.

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I totally agree with her. Last time I popped my head round the garage door I too wondered what the fook you've been doing all that time!

Wanking probably.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

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I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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Let her have a go at you. You will benefit in the long run! lol!

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On 8th Feb, 2008 wil_h said:
I totally agree with her. Last time I popped my head round the garage door I too wondered what the fook you've been doing all that time!

Wanking probably.


rofl *laughing*

I think the same with my car sometimes...what the fuck have I been doing the last few weeks....oh yeah thats right...wanking! lol

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all i get is " now what you bloody bought"

and last years comment was " why are you taking that engine out again for "

also " when am i going to get to drive the turbo " not on your bloody live was my reply.

but she does get annoyed when i say not more bloody dance costumes how many do you need,

her reply is well i did get them cheap and saved you a fortune, yeh right.

as ther get older the sex dries up so you resort to wanking any way lol.

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On 9th Feb, 2008 turbo hogster said:
all i get is " now what you bloody bought"

and last years comment was " why are you taking that engine out again for "



Is your Wife related to mine?? Scottish is she? cos that sounds bloody familiar!

The worst thing is defending something I bought 3 times over cos she forgot about it since the last time she bitched at me, I always loose and she thinks I bought three of them..

I end up having to do jobs around tha house to get in the good books before I sidle off to the garage, Our house is bloody spotless....

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isnt this what tazers are really for *wink*

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Punch her in the face *wink*

....then again if i ever tried any of that funny buisness with the missus shed kick the shit out of me.

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Ben, she will be really proud of you when she sees your picture in the latest minimag.

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On 9th Feb, 2008 Jimster said:
woman have axe wounds instead of cocks, they will never understand


Jim, that's almost poetic!! LMFAO!!!!!


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Don't get me wrong she is very tolerant, and as Wil points out id does not look much different for all effort I have put in.

I am looking forward to her driving it. She wants to duel drive some events. I can't wait to see he face after the first go. The current TT scares the shit out of me sometimes!

Paul, I have the same problem, mind you she has just gone out with the boy to play with some friends so the choices are clean the kitchen or into the garage, which one shall it be?????

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On 9th Feb, 2008 Ben H said:


Paul, I have the same problem, mind you she has just gone out with the boy to play with some friends so the choices are clean the kitchen or into the garage, which one shall it be?????


I'd have a wank first.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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On 9th Feb, 2008 wil_h said:
On 9th Feb, 2008 Ben H said:


Paul, I have the same problem, mind you she has just gone out with the boy to play with some friends so the choices are clean the kitchen or into the garage, which one shall it be?????


I'd have a wank first.


Me too.lol

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On 8th Feb, 2008 wil_h said:

Wanking probably.


I hope not, I've been helping him. lol

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On 9th Feb, 2008 codd_coupe said:



On 8th Feb, 2008 wil_h said:

Wanking probably.


I hope not, I've been helping him. lol



Let him have a wank on his own.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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well i think we have come to the conclusion that all women are related some were down the line.

but the do get better in some ways.

as the sex lessons, the " i cant be arsed to argue grows" so there is light in the end of the tunnel to any newly weds out there.

here is my true example.

many years ago the sex was great but needed at least 2 months notice to go fishing.

now hardly any sex but all iget now is " when are you going fishing again"

and in this weekends case study, i went in the boat today fishing and also going tomorrow as her indoors and the girls are of dancing in dagenham all day and night.

so if i play my cards right, fishing for cod allday tomoz and get back and head down the pub.


as the saying goes up here for thinking down there for dancing.
he he he he ,,, bring it on i say.

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