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MiniTurboBadBoy

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Merthyr Tydfil

Any one got any poems I can write on my card to my misses. Slightly rude but funny!

Im losing all my creativity as I get older


Mini_Andy

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Roses are re
Violets are blue
Get on the floor
i'm gunna fu......no actually thats a bad idea, check google lol

Edited by Mini_Andy on 13th Feb, 2008.


MiniTurboBadBoy

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Merthyr Tydfil

lol well I doubt theres going to be many poems on cards looking at the response of this post lol


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Sunny Bridgend, South Wales

Roses are re d
Violets are blue
don't bother with pink,
go straight for the brown

Team Racing

On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


Mini_Andy

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baaahahahahaha

i like your thinking lol


hammoj28turbo

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Aberdeenshire, scotland.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The shorter the skirt
The better the view.


hammoj28turbo

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Aberdeenshire, scotland.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The shorter the skirt
The better the view.


joeybaby83

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roses are a ready for plucking

are you up for some f.....

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Roses are red violets are blue

Flip yourself over you dirty slapper, You know you love it anal!!


In the 13's at last!.. Just


Jordan

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Words cannot describe, what you mean to me,
but the reason that i stay with you is, i get a fuck for free

Back once again like a renegade master


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Preston On The Brook

A flower never emits as strong a scent than before a storm
So, before the next storm may your scent be as strong and sweet scented as that of a flower

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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Preston On The Brook

Or how about this one. Me being Scottish and having moved to england when I was twelve. A chat up line I use to use was

Do you have any Scottish in you?

She would (most probibly) answer No

I would then reply, Would you like some?

It never worked once, lol.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


scooperman

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run down to the library and pick out a book by Baudelaire, copy something out of it. Something like this:

A la tres bonne
A la tres belle
Qui fait ma joie et ma sante

I have no idea what he says (its French, I'm not) but practice saying it until you sound like you know what it means. When she asks what it means...well, use your imagination.


Sam

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On 13th Feb, 2008 scooperman said:

A la tres bonne
A la tres belle
Qui fait ma joie et ma sante


in english it is

you are good (kinda general word used in french)
more then ever
your my joy and good health

Edited by Sam on 15th Feb, 2008.

On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one

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