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Jay#2

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Well your in luck because someone has this for sale!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mini-Cooper-Intake-S...1QQcmdZViewItem

WOW, 10% increase in nan nans and 30% increased economy!

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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!!!!!!sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve ?droabyekym ot deneppah sah tahw ayhwdd


theoneeyedlizard

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Wow! that looks the business!!

Is it compatible with turbocharged engines?

Or if you have twin carbs, could you use two for 20% increase in nanas and 60% increase in economy?

In the 13's at last!.. Just


BillyBoy

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Corrrrrr i might get two and run a rwin charger system how fast will i be *wink**happy**happy**happy*

Edited by BillyBoy on 15th Feb, 2008.


Turbo Shed

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so if you have throttle bodies on an 8 port head, does that get you 110% increase in economy and 40% more power?

almost no need for forced induction then!


matty

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I can't believe someone would even bother to put the time and effort into making and selling these, its painful reading the claims these "gadgets" have!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fusion-Fabri..._homepage_panel

www.fusionfabs.co.uk



1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi


Turbo Shed

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Matty, be carefull of your statements, you may wish to remove words like "claim" as these power increases are written down in black and white on there advert so must be true!

(sarcasm......the lowest form of wit)


joeybaby83

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i was going to say this is a complete gimmisk and a load of shit,

but then i saw that they were using zero friction technology, phew.

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



theoneeyedlizard

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I've just asked a question -

"Wow! How does this device work? is it comparable to a turbocharger/supercharger?"

Can't wait for a answer!



In the 13's at last!.. Just


MarkGTT

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what a load of horse shit.


Jason G

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Its a fan from a wind tunnel innit???

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Jay#2

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I just love the way they say:

"FAQ- Is this unit powered by electricity?...No. This unit is not powered by your electrical system." They don't say how it's powered! So obviously they have developed the technology to harvest orgone energy from residual navel fluff from tree fairies. Either that or it uses the momentum of the intake charge to spin it to 60k rpm (with no friction) esentially costing you 10% of your bananas.

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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!!!!!!sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve ?droabyekym ot deneppah sah tahw ayhwdd


fastcarl

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i'm sold, i just ordered 4,

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weewheels

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Now now leave the poor tree fairies out of it you might annoy the manx men.

Pile of Crap.

I'm stupid Ive A fiesta with most of the bits to make my megajolt thingy. Thick or what!!!! OHHHHH and ive got a metro for free !!!!! Metros have become rare over here!!!!!!!!!
http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/weewheels_2007/


joeybaby83

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yes, dont fuck with the fairies!

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



weewheels

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I must been trailed up right , was always told to say good morning and afternoon to the fairies at the Santon bridge.

I'm stupid Ive A fiesta with most of the bits to make my megajolt thingy. Thick or what!!!! OHHHHH and ive got a metro for free !!!!! Metros have become rare over here!!!!!!!!!
http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/weewheels_2007/


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On 15th Feb, 2008 fastcarl said:
i'm sold, i just ordered 4,


we all have .....lol *laughing*............. zero friction technology WOW!






fastcarl

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its the future iv'e seen it,lol

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Jason G

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has someone spiked your drink again Carl!!!!!!!!!!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


theoneeyedlizard

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On 15th Feb, 2008 theoneeyedlizard said:


"Wow! How does this device work? is it comparable to a turbocharger/supercharger?"



Hello,

Thank you for your question. The unit works by the air coming in to you cars engine make the blades spin at a high RPM. Its not comparable in terms of gains but it will definately give more oomph!

In the 13's at last!.. Just


theoneeyedlizard

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Now that explains everything eh!

So the air comming in spins the blades and ...?

In the 13's at last!.. Just


MarkGTT

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On 16th Feb, 2008 theoneeyedlizard said:
Now that explains everything eh!

So the air comming in spins the blades and ...?




.... then the fairies give you some extra bhp with there magic fairy powers.


jamesfawcett

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Previous Engine: 1040cc Morespeed engine, 1275 turbo head T2 Turbo Mirage Manifolds Megajolt
Previous engine: STD metro turbo, megajolt
Drives: 399bananahp (flywheel) Honda Civic Vtec b18c4 T28 Turbo 1968 Mini

Megajolt maps to download: http://www.jamesfawcett.co.uk/cms/index.ph...&gid=3&Itemid=3


Jay#2

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How do you measure Omph? Omphometer? You would really need one on the exhaust tip to improve scavenging.

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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!!!!!!sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve ?droabyekym ot deneppah sah tahw ayhwdd


Leonard

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i might have to get some of these zero friction bearings for the gearbox!

Come on guys, everyone knows restricting the airflow with a plastic fan improves power!!!



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