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well i sold the Volvo tuther week and i now have a nice 1.8 mk3 Golf, it unfortunately has a set of nice boola's on and appears to have attracted some unwanted attention, my mate was helping me service it (he is a VW geek) he had is nicely prepped mk2 gti sat next to mine whilst we worked, well during the day i was aware of a car load of chavs in another mk2 sat over the road watching us, i said to me mate lets go in for a cuppa which we did minutes later the car crawled past mine they were having a right old butchers at it, i ran out to get the reg but they sped away.

last night about 2100 was stood in me younguns room (lights off) when low and behold the same car enters the street stops at the end of me drive and again the same three chavs onboard having a look, the car then did a three point turn and left the street (clearly only came into the street to check out me motor) i ran out to again try and get the reg, but they had switched of the plate lamps and i couldnt make it out. the car is dead reckognisable atlas grey square headlights (not the round ones) and shitty green tail lights) i have had to park the car in a mates garage its a friggin joke ! dunno what else to do, i have ordered a GSM alarm system for it but that wont stop the wheels going. friggin chavs i hate em !!!

on a lighter note the car has been great saving me a packet on fuel and insurance, dropped from 600 to 200 per annum !!



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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CCTV system covering your drive, and shotgun should sort this out :)


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Big Dogs, Electric fence, air rifle, bear traps, etc

Are all legal (and recommended) if you are dealing with thieving chav scum.

In the 13's at last!.. Just


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These are great, i have one. I have covered mine with a plant pot with a hole in the front, then stuffed it into a bush. Anyone comes near and in bongs in the house.

Have a Baseball bat Ready!

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Richie

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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne

hmm i reckon summit like that could be cobbled together, lill sheisters !!!



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






MikeRace

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Little Pricks more like!

Chop there hands off i say!

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Mount a watch with a couple tough mates and some pick axe handles and the next time they come over,even if it's just for a look-see give em hell!
It's all they deserve.

Or get some locking wheel nuts

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got locking wheel nuts but that never stops em, just takes 30 secs per wheel instead of 10



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






MikeRace

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Put your wheel nuts on with locktite and an impact wrench lol!

It will be funny as fuck watching them struggle, then after they have sweated theyre tits off kick the shit out of em.

Anyways i thought you were a plod, havent you got any high up mates (look after your own sort of thing)

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Jay#2

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They just want your wheels so I think and alarm is of limited use.

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wire your wheels to the mains

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On 3rd Mar, 2008 joeybaby83 said:
wire your wheels to the mains


Wire them to a baseball bat.

God, pikey scum like these people annoy me.

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


Ric

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sit and wait using it as bait. Would be funny as fuck to catch the little bastards doing it considering your proffession


Jay#2

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I know a few in the same profession that would be quite happy to do as mentioned!

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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I think the windy-gun is a good method...

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hmmm tough one because as you know mate they will get them if they want them. put 4 sets of locking wheel nuts on? park it tight against a fench etc so they can only get to 2 wheels, then they will have to get in the car to move it alarm will go off.
wheel clamp?

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


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Hide in the back seat jump out and surprise them with a shotgun to the face! *angry*


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i bet Vegard dont get these hassles with Chavs being in sweden or where ever he is

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Thats probably because they will all die of hypathermia or be eaten by polar bears by the time the get the 1st wheel off.
:)


On 3rd Mar, 2008 wolfie said:
i bet Vegard dont get these hassles with Chavs being in sweden or where ever he is

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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would a clamp work? or would they just nick the other 3 out of spit?

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Can you not arrest the fuckers for loitering with intent or something similar?


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

get the item mike mentioned off of e bay

have an air rifle ready .. they dont like the lead if you havent one
a glock works fine *wink*






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Alarms are useless as are lug locks. Just make sure your insurance is up to snuff. If they steal it, you just get another chance to buy a cool car.

Thieves pillaged my Integra Type R in my driveway a few years ago. The alarms and wheel locks slowed them down and kept the car in my drive. But the bastards still caused over $15k in damage raping my car of as many parts as they could. If I didn't spend the grand on security, the car would have been stolen and never recovered....and I would have been $1000 ahead of the game.

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trip wire with machine gun at one end.
problem sorted.
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LOL

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


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phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


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get some shitter wheels?



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