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Rob H

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It's an A series but can you guess what car it's fitted to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlDnZfl3dq0&NR=1

Can anyone think of a remotely sane reason why on earth you'd go for an A Series in the above car when you could have a bike engine?

Not slating it, just can't see the point.

Edited by Rob H on 17th Jul, 2008.

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wil_h

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WTF.

Why spend all that time making a car worse than it was. I've driven a standard smart and I can guarantee it's better than one fitted with a pretty boggo 1275 A+.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Rob H

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There's a free beer in it for who ever come up with the best reason behind this conversion and another beer for who ever can come up with the most comical reason.

Note you must be over 18 to enter Rob's free beer challenge and you must be able to get to Santa Pod on the 17 August to collect your beer. Please drink responsibly & don't drink & drive.

Edited by Rob H on 16th Jul, 2008.

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Alex1340

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well he has spent alot of time on it and looks like a good job but....... yeah why???? you can tune a smart engine up never be fast but lost less work for about the same power if not more.... i could understand somthing like a 2ltr zetec or somthing.


Ben H

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Did a mini drive into the back of the Smart and he thought he would leave it there, as it was less hassle.

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James_H

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because he is what is know to places like theminiforum (i think i have seen this on there) as a "pioneer/engineer/innovator" where as he is know on here as a "Twat/Idiot and most importantly BAC"

Mines a nice Cold XXXX


Paul R

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i think its cool as fook, he knows mini engines are good so he puts one in his smart car, he forgot the turbo conversion though...

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mini93

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hes been told to turbo it by myself before, aparently hes just getting used to the car 1st, also space is limited but if you ask me thats not an excuse

David.


wil_h

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Sam

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i think some of you are being to critical.

you say why do it when you could put a bike engine in there?

why be like the rest?

why do you turbo your engines instead of putting motor bike engines into the front of your cars?.

On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one


stefaz

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its a borgois combination of 50s and modern design culminating in more noise and more road tax lol

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eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


theoneeyedlizard

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Crack - is my explanation.

In the 13's at last!.. Just


James_H

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On 16th Jul, 2008 Sam said:


why do you turbo your engines instead of putting motor bike engines into the front of your cars?.


because the work involved in turboing an engine is alot less than the work invovled in an engine swap and it keeps the car as it was designed to be (if you can see what i mean)

the point being made was if you are going to go through that much trouble of converting an a smart car to use a different engine then why use one that was designed some 40 years previous. yes people know the engines and we all like them but if i (and im sure others) were going to do an engine swap on a vehicle, especially a modern one, i wouldnt be going for an engine designed some 40 years previous!

you dont see engine swaps in a mini using a model T engine.....


lockfast

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Hey give the guy some time! I am sure this conversion is in its early stages and he is trying to get it all up and running before he fits all the turbo goodies he has lined up for it. He will soon be posting on here. I know as it thinhk he posted on the skyline forum i was once on


joeybaby83

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that clip irritates me beyond words

as bill murray said in groundhog day "what an incredible waste of time!"

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



Ben H

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On 16th Jul, 2008 mini_majic said:



On 16th Jul, 2008 Sam said:


why do you turbo your engines instead of putting motor bike engines into the front of your cars?.


because the work involved in turboing an engine is alot less than the work invovled in an engine swap and it keeps the car as it was designed to be (if you can see what i mean)

the point being made was if you are going to go through that much trouble of converting an a smart car to use a different engine then why use one that was designed some 40 years previous. yes people know the engines and we all like them but if i (and im sure others) were going to do an engine swap on a vehicle, especially a modern one, i wouldnt be going for an engine designed some 40 years previous!

you dont see engine swaps in a mini using a model T engine.....


Exactly, but you will find that the A-series has been around much longer than the mini, more like 60 years (think morris minor and its 60th aniversary this year, and it wasn't the first car to use it I don't think).

It is all very well saying, "its a challenge", "its different", but the end product will be so much less then it could be. As i have said before engineering for engineering sake is a waste of time. If there is a valid reason for doing it, like maybe it avoids the conjestion charge (I know it doesn't) then it would be worth the trouble.

So what it the reason, apart from "its a challenge", "its different"?

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Tom Fenton
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Eating your own shit is "a challenge" and "different".

Would you do it? NO. Enough said.


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


MikeRace

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WHY? What a waste of time. I would rather fall off a really tall building and land on a bicycle with no seat.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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Sam

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Its an a-serious car.

but at least the gearing is well suited to a small car.

On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one


Nic

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Blatently he has a moaning nagging woman in the house, thus he can spend lots of time on his project, and then when its fixed he can spend lots of time resetting tappets and rebuilding gearboxes.
Once the reliabilty is proven he will then move on to fuel injecting it


joeybaby83

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i feel like sending him wasps in the post

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



miniboo

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Check this out then:

http://www.minimania.com/web/threadid/9276...2/msgthread.cfm


Rob H

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On 16th Jul, 2008 Sam said:
why do you turbo your engines instead of putting motor bike engines into the front of your cars?.


HSA class rules

PS. Ben is currently winning the competition for most comical reason.

Edited by Rob H on 17th Jul, 2008.

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webba

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He could have made a SMART Diablo!


Richie

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Simple, another patriotic Englishman getting one over on Germany

they bugger our Mini, we bugger theyre mercedes !

hahaha

however the bloke is a prise nob for putting an inferior lump of shite in there should have gone with the brabbass *happy*

On 16th Jul, 2008 Rob H said:
There's a free beer in it for who ever come up with the best reason behind this conversion and another beer for who ever can come up with the most comical reason.

Note you must be over 18 to enter Rob's free beer challenge and you must be able to get to Santa Pod on the 17 August to collect your beer. Please drink responsibly & don't drink & drive.



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!





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