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Nick
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http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101


some people shouldn't be allowed out on their own....

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


turboestate

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That man should be stoped whats with the surface grinding of the head the gasket will simply blow out you need a little surface texture .

love that straight cut scream!!!
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pinkyandnobrain

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hows the ally tread plate airbox !!!!!!! ha ha ha ha

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"Same thing we do evernight Pinky!"
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MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

wtf is that all about with the filing?

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


Brett

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xs power lmao, no good with evo's then either


*surprised* omg just got upto the clutch (pg 21)

Edited by Brett on 17th Oct, 2008.

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

The Spray job is immense!

Edited by MikeRace on 17th Oct, 2008.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


theoneeyedlizard

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The Boom Boom speaker Police!

Essex

This is fucking GOLD!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

In the 13's at last!.. Just


Paul R

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i like eclipses but holy crap what happend there!!!! i like the cylinder head mods maybe steve should start doing this could catch on!

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-Rover 100 VVC #2 - track project

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Sprocket

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Spends all his cash on a steel bottom end and then does a shite DIY job on the head *laughing* Whats the steel bottom end for anyway *laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


MarkGTT

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don’t bother taking anything off the car just 'colour code' everything..

what a prize one.


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Preston On The Brook

I supose it doesnt look too bad




















As long as your name is Stevie Wonder *Rofl!*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


wolfie

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i dont see the point, you can get 350 bannanas from an almost stock evo lump without to much hassle

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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PaulH

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has filed groves in the combustion chambers to allow the gas move quicker why the fuck didn’t he leave the combustion chamber alone and the gas would flow just fine BAC.

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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Sam

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"If the guy ends up hitting a train so be it......Not trying to sound evil or harsh but at least he would not have a chance to reproduce anymore and we could clean up the gene pool a little bit"

On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one


Rob H

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Put the spray gun down and step away from the car!

Quick call Turbo Dave looks like this guy has solved our clutch problems:

Edited by Rob H on 17th Oct, 2008.

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Star Mag

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I saw this on the renault club last week funny as feck! I have just pm the bloke so he can weld up my slipping clutch!


Jason G

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Quality! Took me 1 1/2 hours to read it. The forum got over 1,000,000 hits on it!
Just waiting for some more on the N/A version. lol

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Mirage

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Thats great. Quality stuff.


matty

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LMAO im only up to page 17 afetr 45mins of reading! Can't see the vids yet, but dread to think of what happens! *surprised* *hehe!*

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi


MINIMON

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hahahahahaha, cc'd pedals! and grooved head so the mixture runs to the middle of the chambers quicker. its unbelieveable to think he must of spent abit on it but damn.. what an idiot!

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