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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TURBO-EXHAUST-SOUND-...A1%7C240%3A1318

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

A must have for christmas iam getting one...lol *Rofl!* *Rofl!*
must give you at least another 100+BHP......... but it dosent state it *surprised* *surprised* *surprised* *hehe!* *hehe!*

Edited by BENROSS on 5th Dec, 2008.






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*Rofl!*

I bought something like that when I was 12 from the joke shop in Blackpool, but it only cost about 50p.

Used it on the old womans car that worked at the local off licence, a Nissan Micra Mk1. It wistled all the way up the road for miles, we were in stitches on the floor. Needless to say that was the last time we saw her at work.

It didnt sound like a turbo in any way, it just wistled, very loudly *laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

But look at steves advert.... It must be good look at all the racey pictures and colour.

Im going to buy one!!! *Yes*

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


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thats as cool as penguins piss and a great idea for the secret santa *wink*

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Rob H

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This made me smile:

Advert said:
A HIGH QUALITY PRODUCT – NOT CHEAP & TACKY LIKE MOST OTHERS OUT THERE!

Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer


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I ordered one last night when i saw this!


MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

Lol, it cant do the car any favours.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


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On 5th Dec, 2008 MikeRace said:
Lol, it cant do the car any favours.


Youre joking right, I was looking for a fast way to turbo my mums clio. Must have made a mistake :(


James_H

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how many people are going to get this on the secret santa then! haha


richminiturbo.

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You've blown it, thanks alot, James, ruin it for everyone why dont you.


James_H

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its ok, we've got £10 to spend, get someone a starlet! oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *tongue* hehehe


Joe C

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miaowwww!!!!


I remember somthing very similar to this being on tomorows world as an anti car theft device.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



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YESS!!!1

Edited by richminiturbo. on 6th Dec, 2008.


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oh no.. you havent haha


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please video it so we can all listen heheheh



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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Rich, team it up with one of these:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mini-Cooper-Intake-S...%3A1|240%3A1318

and watch the world implode *surprised*

Edited by Jay#2 on 6th Dec, 2008.

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Preston On The Brook

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Edited by Sprocket on 6th Dec, 2008.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 6th Dec, 2008 richminiturbo. said:


YESS!!!1


*laughing*

Class!!

It will sound nothing like a turbo, but you wont be able to stay on your feet with the laughter as you hear it from almost 2 miles away *laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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Wicked! I'll stick it on my mums 1.2 clio tomorrow and get a vid up :)

I must add though, the workmanship thats gone in to it is fantastic!


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http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/surpri...st-whistle.html

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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Preston On The Brook

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NMdoslBNEds

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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Preston On The Brook

Be interesting to see how it compares with the joke whistle :)

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne

save yourself the 1.29 and jam a bird in there instead ?



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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I hope someone got one of those duck call BOVs as a secret santa present as well, they're pretty damn funny.

The exhaust whistle sounds crap though!

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