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turbominij

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TurboMinis 10 commandments:


1) Thou shalt not use text speak!

2) Thou shalt use the seach function!

3) Thou shalt not own any burbury!

4) Thou shall never add up all the bills!

5) Thou shalt not make wild claims without evidence.

6) Thou shalt all bow down to the fentonator and respect his abuse towards unknown/cocky members

7) Thou shall post slutty pics of your sister

8) Thou shalt not pimp my ride

9) Thou shalt not question David Vizard

10)Thou shalt always quest for more power




i recon we should frame this



"Tuning should be a compromise between what is possible and what is necessary"

10)Thou shalt always quest for more power


Brett

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it is indeed a good base for the TM lifestyle :)

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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fastcarl

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Fastest A Series Mini in the World

leeds/wakefield.

not too sure about no 9 though,



carl

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MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

Whats the Seach function?

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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richminiturbo.

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Where am I?


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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are those my feet?

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



robert

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uranus

yes.

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Mr Joshua

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Are you aloud to use the lyrics from a song as a commandment?

Edited by Mr Joshua on 21st Sep, 2010.

Own the day


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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No,

But you can read them aloud dressed as Moses (or Uncle Albert)

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



jamz

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there needs to be a +1 on the 10 commandments. thou shall drill holes in everything that there is space to drill holes.

On 27th Apr, 2010 Rick.SPI said:


cant beat a good blowout.


Advantage

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Near Paris - France

11th commandments ?
Hou, that is daring !
But a worthwhile one.

What do we remove then ?

Rusty by nature

On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:

They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!"


madcatminis

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Where's 'thou shalt get bolloxed at Avon Park'. I always do that......on my own. *crying*


John

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Mongo

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me too^ *hehe!*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Coupe

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On 21st Sep, 2010 madcatminis said:
Where's 'thou shalt get bolloxed at Avon Park'. I always do that......on my own. *crying*


That should be number 1!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
a breif struggle ensued but Will emerged the victor with a pair of undies in his possesion


On 21st Sep, 2009 apbellamy said:
No, but you did chuck your guts up over my front gate the Saturday before! You even managed to get a bit in your arm pit...


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

number 7 is great for me ....lol *Yes*






MrOz

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I affirm to live by these holy commandments.

"se ne estas rompita, ne ripar ĝi - supercharge ĝi."


Brett

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Coupe definitely got bolloxed at avon *hehe!*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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John

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Mongo

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Do you mean MITP Brett?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Brett

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On 22nd Sep, 2010 John said:
Do you mean MITP Brett?


errr... yea yeah thats the one *happy* there aswell:$

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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Carl S
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Haha, remember seeing him walking around with a box of fosters.


John

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

Correction an empty box of fosters! lol

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Coupe

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Yes I was indeed bolloxed walking round with an empty box of fosters at MITP! Note to self - don't drink 12 cans of fosters, in a short period of time, having only eaten 1 burger at midday!

I'm taking it easy this weekend as I'd rather not die on the track at Combe!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
a breif struggle ensued but Will emerged the victor with a pair of undies in his possesion


On 21st Sep, 2009 apbellamy said:
No, but you did chuck your guts up over my front gate the Saturday before! You even managed to get a bit in your arm pit...


madmk1

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Thanks Andy, have not read these for a wile lol.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.

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