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leeds/wakefield.

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fooking 9% less bear for the same price, bastards bastards bastards

well they can fook off , i'll find something else

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That's sneakey!!! Bottles have to be 330ml

On 12th Nov, 2009 Paul S said:

I think Gary OS has taken over my role as the forum smart arse *happy*


On 30th Apr, 2010 Rod S said:
Gary's description is best


Jason G

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deep breaths Carl!
Anyway....they are younger aren't they?
They don't know any different. *wink*

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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thats sending a message out to everyone...dont mess with carls beer!!

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


fastcarl

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leeds/wakefield.

bastards , i feel like ripping the head off Asdas manager just for stocking it.

dosen't the twat know who i am

funny thing is ,i'm half way through the box before i noticed'lol, got to larf,

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Jason G

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blimey Carl! Get on the Norwegian Vodka!

Edited by Jason G on 16th Jan, 2009.

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Rod S

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On 16th Jan, 2009 fastcarl said:
fooking 9% less bear...


What beer ???

I only see Eurofizz

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


fastcarl

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leeds/wakefield.




On 16th Jan, 2009 Rod S said:

On 16th Jan, 2009 fastcarl said:
fooking 9% less bear...


What beer ???

I only see Eurofizz


fook right off,

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Jason G

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Oooooooooo poo!...thats torn it!

Edited by Jason G on 16th Jan, 2009.

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


James_H

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On 16th Jan, 2009 fastcarl said:
fooking 9% less bear...



9% more likely to survive the attack.....remember stand your ground!


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My Mrs dropped and smashed a bottle of beer last night!! not content with it just being beer it was a Stella aswell!! i might have to have a word with my lawyer!!


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Switch to Jaggermeister and all will become clear..........well it will in the morning *hehe!*

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I'm disgusted with myself! I only managed 3 beers last night *frown*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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9 pints last night for me with the old man! He's a bad influence!

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On 16th Jan, 2009 fastcarl said:
http://s24.photobucket.com/albums/c2/carl1964/?action=view¤t=SDC10502-1.jpg

fooking 9% less bear for the same price, bastards bastards bastards

well they can fook off , i'll find something else



I dont have this problem being a drinker of the grown up's plonk

ditch the kiddy Ale and get your organs punished with a nice cask of Theakstons (Cask) oh yeah !!! followed up with half a bottle of JD straight up or on the rocks......you can shuv the coke up your ass......Vegard make sure you read that last bit properly !



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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Fooking hell carl, read the title of the thread and nearly had a heart failure thinking one of the cars had been pinched!!!!!! Thankfully not!


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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A quiet one by his standards...

On 17th Jan, 2009 minimadmotorman said:
9 pints last night for me with the old man! He's a bad influence!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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On 17th Jan, 2009 Tom Fenton said:
Fooking hell carl, read the title of the thread and nearly had a heart failure thinking one of the cars had been pinched!!!!!! Thankfully not!


Tom alas i expected nothing less :)



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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On 17th Jan, 2009 miniboo said:
My Mrs dropped and smashed a bottle of beer last night!! not content with it just being beer it was a Stella aswell!! i might have to have a word with my lawyer!!

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WTF! seems like they are all at it! Grolsch are the same!

back to the castlemaine tins then!


fastcarl

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BASTARDS , the lot of em,

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Were they 275ml yeh? or in leymans terms, a mouth full?


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On 16th Jan, 2009 Jason G said:
blimey Carl! Get on the Norwegian Vodka!


After the last time we visited Jon, even I don't drink Norwegian Vodka anymore....

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



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Carl, you poor bastard,,, i bet they did it on purpose just to sh!te you right off *smiley*

now go skull a bottle of Jim beam & forget all about those filthy thieving pricks *smiley*

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your just a tight cunt carl ....... lol *laughing*

yes the sneaky Rat Bastards





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