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apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

The other half got in from work this afternoon to find a large paper bag on the door step.

So she has a look in the bag and it's full of fruit and chocolates - a pineapple, grapes etc etc.

So she's naturaly confussed (she's blonde). She has a ring round the family. Nobody knows anything. She's gives the neighbours a knock and still nobody knows anything.

So she puts it to one side. A bit later the door bell goes. She opens the door and finds a yound lad at the door (late teans).

He says 'I brought some food'
She says 'Yes. Why? We weren't expecting anything.'
Then the dog sticks his head round the door.
He says 'Yes. This house was for sale last year.'
She says 'Yes. We moved in in May.'
He stutters and mumbles for a moment.
She says 'Did you take them to the wrong house? Would you like them back?'
He mutters for a momment longer, then walks of.

In her words, he came accross as being a bit 'simple'. I think he might have been a bit put of by the dog.

All I can say, is that there are some strange people in Toy Town!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


madcatminis

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Dudley, West mids

Hopefully next time he drops something off it'll be a 42'' lcd tv and ps3. *happy*


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

lol *happy*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Nicky
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How weird!


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is this not a scam, they leave stuff on your doorstep, wait a day or two to see if the housholders are about, if not rob you in your abscence.

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Newport Pagnell

Meanwhile his mate was around the back having your Xbox away...

JF *smiley*

On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:


therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




quinton

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She wasn't very nice to me :(




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Oli

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Sounds like a right nutter.

Probably see him breaking wood on a shed later, or wildering a hatchet in the street.

One of the two.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


MarkGTT

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does sound weird- would be extra vigilant as it does unfortunately sound like a scam.. that’s the world we live in.


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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stalker....

was he about 6"2 and drove a red mini?

Edited by Joe C on 26th Mar, 2009.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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miniboo

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Is it just me or does it read like: the dog stuck its head round the corner and then said: 'Yes. This house was for sale last year.'

LOL

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