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That was at around 6 pm, I had to go to shop quickly to sort our evening meat.
I'm going to the shop , park the mini, and enter thru mc donald (that's straighter), do shopping , outing, but as I hadn't time to eat at midday and being just in front of mc do , let go for a double , cheese burger........
the nice woman doing the service was chattering with a guy in the back groung (preparing my doublecheese), he was kangarooing about his last buy................the nice beige mini just parked at the door...????? she was very pleased , and he started to talk about afterwork ..!
I let all this going untill I took my sandwitch , I then tell her to let this mythoman alone, surprised that I've spotted their play,I just told her the mini was mine! she went blush, and started to turn around what I was doing in the life... my phone rangs, my wife..time to go home *happy*

you're all right mini is cool , turbominis...twice

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lol i was out a wander on a nice day in a park, came back to the mini to see a lass taking a picture, we chatted a bit then the lass i was at the park with came over :( the lass who was taking the picure scarpered assuming my mate was my girlfriend :( still would never have happened with any other car, minis are cool.

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robert

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but fab , i thought the wife and an affair on the side ,was the cornerstone of french society ??? *wink* and if you can get them both in the same bed at the same time youv reached the ultimate level of french masculinity !!!

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fab

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Well but the miss have to be ok with this, and mines is an italian production.....
so yes mini's are so cool that some situations can become very very very,huum,
Another one: Last week a nice blond who I know at work ,seing me come and said that she like a lot my mini, and that she would appreciate a little run around and if I could bring her back to home.
but then my miss is the only that I want to love and want to be with her for eternity, and will not accept to make her any pain, so I kept these nice moments as they are, and let these beauty to find another cool guy in mini *wink*


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On 20th May, 2009 fab said:
Another one: Last week a nice blond who I know at work ,seing me come and said that she like a lot................ and that she would appreciate a little.............. and if I could bring her back to ................... my miss ........... to love and want to be with her for eternity, ................ I kept these nice moments as they are, and ........these beauty to find............



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Nic

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Herefordshire

I may move to france


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On 20th May, 2009 Nic said:
I may move to france


Why?

internationally known as "big" swede


Joe C

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for le pussy.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire


Well he's not getting any over here...

On 20th May, 2009 mini13 said:
for le pussy.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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How would you know?

On 20th May, 2009 apbellamy said:

Well he's not getting any over here...

On 20th May, 2009 mini13 said:
for le pussy.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire


*wink*

On 20th May, 2009 minimadmotorman said:
How would you know?
On 20th May, 2009 apbellamy said:

Well he's not getting any over here...

On 20th May, 2009 mini13 said:
for le pussy.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


fab

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Nic, sure your sexy mini would rule around Paris, you could have some nice moments!


Turbo Shed

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i went to Lemans for the 24hour race and every were you looked there was all sorts of super cars etc, i only saw 6 minis and it was amazing how many times people seemed to be ignoring the racing red fiats and were taking pics of the minis!

Nic, maybe you should take your mini to leman and get a T shirt made up with "yes the mini is mine, and i'm single" on it!


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On 20th May, 2009 fab said:
Well but the miss have to be ok with this, and mines is an italian production.....
so yes mini's are so cool that some situations can become very very very,huum,
Another one: Last week a nice blond who I know at work ,seing me come and said that she like a lot my mini, and that she would appreciate a little run around and if I could bring her back to home.
but then my miss is the only that I want to love and want to be with her for eternity, and will not accept to make her any pain, so I kept these nice moments as they are, and let these beauty to find another cool guy in mini *wink*







tres tres bien ,d'accord!

Edited by robert on 20th May, 2009.

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM


Nic

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Herefordshire

Sounds a plan!


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You are all lucky buggers - all the interest I get in the A35 is old biddies cooing and saying "my dad had one of those "(to which my reply is usually "not like this one, he didn,t"


Nic

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hahaha the GILF Mobile!

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