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 2643 Posts Member #: 1246 Post Whore Lowestoft, Suffolk. |
24th Jun, 2009 at 10:06:51pm
Loose his keys and be locked in his house?
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 1733 Posts Member #: 1910 Post Whore Wilts |
24th Jun, 2009 at 10:09:46pm
Sounds like a through the window jobby! On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked, |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
24th Jun, 2009 at 10:11:02pm
elizabethan house?
On 24th Jun, 2009 Oli said:
Sounds like a through the window jobby! On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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 667 Posts Member #: 5232 Post Whore basingstoke |
24th Jun, 2009 at 11:48:30pm
I once locked my missus IN the house. I didn't realise that when i double locked the yale on the door it COULDN'T be opened from the inside! She even had her keys with her. had to move furniture and climb through the windows to let herself back in! Mr. Prawn, the friendly Crustacean- slowly making steps towards forced induction. |
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 9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
25th Jun, 2009 at 12:30:16am
Im ashamed to say that this has happened to me before too |
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493 Posts Member #: 3894 Senior Member sallys gap. garden of Ireland |
25th Jun, 2009 at 12:36:15am
I once blamed a power cut for not turning up for work, as the electric gates to the estate were locked!! till some smart arse pointed out that i live in a bungalow in the middle of nowhere!! Edited by 1972-ANGUS on 25th Jun, 2009. |
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 2102 Posts Member #: 432 Post Whore Swindon |
25th Jun, 2009 at 08:04:33am
my missus has done it before, climbed out the window, fell of the garden table, walked to work, found the keys in her coat pocket...... dumb arse! |
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2496 Posts Member #: 1954 Post Whore Luton Bedfordshire |
25th Jun, 2009 at 11:23:34am
Touché sir Edited by Mr Joshua on 25th Jun, 2009. Own the day
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 6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
25th Jun, 2009 at 12:28:42pm
Ive done this! Was late for work as well.
1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
25th Jun, 2009 at 01:07:05pm
I'm trully shocked by my wife. We've lived in a house with a yail lock on the front door for a year now and she never takes her keys anywhere with her and she hasn't once locked herself out! On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 367 Posts Member #: 1643 Senior Member West London |
25th Jun, 2009 at 06:25:19pm
Never done it, But I've woke up before and had a note from my mum saying "gone out back later - 10am" I woke up about 11 ish, and had to go out, Couldnt find my keys! and couldnt open the doors...Pissed me right off. Edited by Radleigh on 25th Jun, 2009. Lightweight racer coming soon. |
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2643 Posts Member #: 1246 Post Whore Lowestoft, Suffolk. |
25th Jun, 2009 at 09:32:59pm
Well Im glad im not the only one. Good news is I found the keys, while traveling round the m25 this morning, had fell out of my pocket and was only visable when my fat arse was in the seat lol.
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